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American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu

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  • E A New Family

    Rainbow Dash gets a "sister" and her life changes for the better.  · hannahs98
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May
20th
2014

Howdy all you hooligans, visitors, loyal followers, passerbyers!

Finally, I can smell the sweet 16 in the air, and let me tell you, it smells like sweaty teenagers who are lusting for pizza and sex. Today, I become one of them. HOOAH!

Kidding, kidding! In all reality, it smells like the American tradition of literally stuffing yourself sick with food and partying with friends! What a time to be alive -

[muffled bugles play in the distance] & if you don't believe me, that's what America sounds like. Trust me. I'm a 100% certified American.


I know most of you already passed 16, but let me remind you of a few tips of things you should do on your birthdays, regardless of age.

-- NEVER wear your birthday suit in public. I did that the day I was born, and let me tell you, I think that's mostly why everyone in the room cried. (Now privately, that's another thing)

-- Don't tell people not to get you anything. /HELLO/ B)

-- Get enough sleep the night before. Seriously, how are you going to party all night if you can't stay awake all day?

-- WEAR THE CUTEST DAMN THING BECAUSE HOT DAMN DO YOU DESERVE IT

-- PIG OUT MOTHERFUCKER YOU EARNED IT

-- Rip your shirt off and start beating your chest like a Tarzan. That's one way to make sure you get the most attention hell yeAH

-- Bring me as many balloons to lift my house like in "Up". I 2000% guarantee you that's how teenage girls celebrate their birthday. Trust me on this one.

-- Put a stripper in a cake. No questions. Just do it.

And that, my friends, is how you celebrate a birthday right.

Obligatory pony meme:

...fantastic.


Shall we?

Let the celebration begin! PARTY R O C K

Cheers!

Love,

your big fuckin' nerd B)

Do me proud. Celebrate sassy & classy. & most importantly? Dress like Magic Mike. It always does the trick.

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  • A New Family Rainbow Dash gets a "sister" and her life changes for the better. by hannahs98 3,376 words · 2,692 views · 132 likes · 5 dislikes

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#241 · 135w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>1474747 Do I, hm? Oh boy do I :rainbowlaugh: I just have been very inactive about my Fimfic accounts, even this one! So I'm probably not going to get back into the spirit of regular visits, but I'll certainly try to make my rounds every so often!

The rise and fall of a "hero", huh? :twilightsheepish:

#240 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

I have a question for you.

Do you remember your old account? :rainbowlaugh:

#239 · 157w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>1171787 Glad to be in it :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#238 · 157w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1170357  

Excellent. Just in time for the party. B) Welcome to the club!

#237 · 157w, 6d ago · · ·

I'm your 200th follower!

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