Okay, so changing gears again-again. This time mostly because I have no time. This is one of those weeks where everything happens at once, and I've been positively hopping with how little free time I've got.
But that's no excuse not to talk about how absolutely cool stories are, and honestly I've made it this long without missing an update so I'm hardly going to start now.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program and my attempt to clean out my rookies shelf. (I've only got a few, I'm determined to at least catch up to this month with them.)
Okay, so there's still new people to get through but you gotta remember that this blog series is mostly reliant on my whims. And I'm a little bored on that front, so I'm gonna switch gears and do a different pair of stories. Because I can. Also because I was reminded of one of these stories this last week and they're pretty damn funny.
Probably the hardest genre to get right is mystery. Not only do you need to craft a solid narrative that fulfills all the requirements of a good drama or comedy (because without that it's just a trumped-up logic puzzle), but you also have to create that mystery itself. It can't be too obvious - otherwise why bother - but you also can't make it rely on bullshit and information the reader is never
So continuing down the road to clear out my new authors folder, I'm going to put the focus first on one of the newer folks I really like: pneu. They've got a couple of really good ones, but the one I'm settling on today is my favorite of theirs so far: Haycartes'
Hey, there's a terrible alternative. I spent all of 2017 with writer's block and no ability to write anything. Not a single one of my fics updated. 2018 was similarly lethargic until The Maretian and Changeling Space Program reinvigorated my desire to write, followed by...well, without going into detail, I read two other good fics an three atrocious fics that reminded me how much I love the actual art of telling stories.
Look at it this way: you're doing far, far better than me. (Seriously, if any sane person saw how many unpublished fics I have, they'd likely have a heart attack and drop dead on the spot.)
My muse often let's me just write a few paragraphs about a new idea and tuck it away for later in the file with ideas that I will most definitely get around to writing some day don't look at me like that of course I will don't be ridiculous oh yeah well you're the liar why would I say that well how about that one story you promised me would be great but fell completely flat oh no don't pin that on me I wrote it just fine you just had me mash together a bunch of things that didn't work well with each other no you shut up no you you.
Alright. We're taking some time apart. Maybe I'll see a new muse. What? No. I'm sure she'll understand. This is what she meant. I think. It'll be fine. When have Greek gods ever been jealous? Oh. Yeah. Hm. Maybe... Crap.
Hey, there's a terrible alternative. I spent all of 2017 with writer's block and no ability to write anything. Not a single one of my fics updated. 2018 was similarly lethargic until The Maretian and Changeling Space Program reinvigorated my desire to write, followed by...well, without going into detail, I read two other good fics an three atrocious fics that reminded me how much I love the actual art of telling stories.
It's not that you're bad. You're just good in the wrong direction.
:fluttershy-oof:
Look at it this way: you're doing far, far better than me.
(Seriously, if any sane person saw how many unpublished fics I have, they'd likely have a heart attack and drop dead on the spot.)
...Also, eighteen.
Gol-dang AppleDash event mutter mutter
My muse often let's me just write a few paragraphs about a new idea and tuck it away for later in the file with ideas that I will most definitely get around to writing some day don't look at me like that of course I will don't be ridiculous oh yeah well you're the liar why would I say that well how about that one story you promised me would be great but fell completely flat oh no don't pin that on me I wrote it just fine you just had me mash together a bunch of things that didn't work well with each other no you shut up no you you.
Alright. We're taking some time apart. Maybe I'll see a new muse. What? No. I'm sure she'll understand. This is what she meant. I think. It'll be fine. When have Greek gods ever been jealous? Oh. Yeah. Hm. Maybe... Crap.