I shall now adopt the persona of Vanilla Ice · 1:21am Jun 26th, 2020
>swaggily struts with swag into your own house with a toothy smirk
>dressed in sunglasses, a baseball cap facing the wrong way, a blazer, a watch, a necklace, and baggy jeans
>goes straight to the kitchen and chugs milk from the carton with swag
>crunches down on swaggy ice from the fridge to fuel my iced Chi
>proceeds to take out a microphone from my back pocket and begin monotonously rapping the DK rap while throwing around swaggy gang signs like I'm a confused deaf
>kisses your sister without provocation
>swag.mov
>flicks you in the forehead and smirks at you as I walk back out
>as I go I press a button and your house explodes behind me, making me look cool as ice n a freeze-frame shot
>cuts off my own head for Lord DIO
>becomes a vampire
>vanilla ice cream ftw
>totally kill a dude with THE VOID
>gets rekt by some Frenchie and his mutt
>meirl
Vanilla Ice?
What for?
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Well that was... Cool.
You forgot the Go Ninja Go Ninja Go Ninja song from TMNT
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Ayyyyyyyy, cool as ice, baby!
*Dives for cover
*Wants none of that Coconut Gun
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As a matter of fact, coconut guns were banned in the 50th section of the Geneva convention as a cruel and unusual weapon of mass destruction. Only the most hardcore of gangstas can dare wield such a mighty weapon.
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NOOOOOOOO! GET DOWN, GET DOWN, HE'S GOT A COCONUT GUN! FREAKING- *crashes into table*
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Wait a minute...that thing didn't fire in spurts! IT'S A FAKE COCONUT GUN!
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Huh. So that’s why it looks more like a water gun more than an actual weapon.
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https://m.Welp, that is cool as ice... ;)
You didn't even steal the beat of Under Pressure from Queen and David Bowie. How can you possibly call yourself Vanilla Ice?