Jun
18th
2020
How to expand your influence in the Italian Mafia · 3:05pm Jun 18th, 2020
Step one: bite your fingers off to make a lighter appear, then give it to a fifteen-year-old bastard child of a vampire and tell him to keep it lit for 24 hours.
Step two: when it inevitably goes out, Black Sabbath appears and either kills him or gives him a Stand.
Step three: he already has a Stand, and he turns a gun into a banana that I use to accidentally kill myself-
Wait a second.
Is that a Jojo reference?
I (please excuse the language, I know I'm Christian, but I'm also human) BUCKING love that anime.
Polpo though, hmm hmm, nope, he has a real twisted sense when it comes to God
yo i'm back from the pits of hell to rise again hahaha
Step four: Make him drink piss to see how dedicated he is to the mafia!
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"Gone nuts"? Hard to go when you're already there.
By the way, I'm loving the "tutorial"
Lol xD
Good. Good.
out of someone for making a crack about shineboxes to me; and they'll know exactly what they did wrong.
Millenials have no friggin idea how these things work. That phase where everybody wanted to be a Legit Gangster wore off.
Now I can go back to beating the absolute
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Step five: deflate yourself until your bones, flesh, and nails are floppy like a condom.
Step six: dance like a madlad with your bros while your enemy's severed head is dangling from a boat handrail by his eyelid with a fish hook, having his retina burned by a pair of glasses and his mouth zippered shut, effectively entering the separate dimension of claymation before your very eyes.
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step 7: Get a magic arrow
Step 8: Kill* a guy named devil with your dad's name being god.
*Kill him FOREVER IN EVERY POSSIBLE OUTCOME SO LONG AS IT ENDS IN HIS DEATH!!!!!
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Congratulations! You're the new mob boss! Now all your friends are dead. But at least you get a cool French turtle in the end!
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they all die in the end? Huh. Really need to watch Diamond is Unbreakable.
JK. I know its Veto Aureo/Golden Wind
Okay, Polpo
Golden wind!
Never thought you’d make a JoJo reference, Brady.
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Well, I did watch Jojo when I was in my second college semester.
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Good man,