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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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May
9th
2020

All these flavors. · 11:07pm May 9th, 2020

And I choose to be salty.

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Comments ( 9 )

Salty about what now?

you okay Pickles?

Remember to drink water

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I made an angry blog post and deleted it. This is sort of a nod and apology for being so grumpy.

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Awww...
it's okay Pickles you can screech like an autist all day and we'll still love you!

Don't knock the Disney-branded sea salt ice cream. (No really, that was in Kingdom Hearts because someone involved in the game's production discovered it at one of their theme parks)

Pickles are salty, though?

Well, you could strive for kettle corn? Seriously though. I saw your deleted post. Everyone reaches their limit at some point or another. Perfectly rational reaction. Don't beat yourself up over it.

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