I rediscovered an old list of prompts I made.

Posting images on this site is weird, so I’ll just copy it over.

• Everything is K
• Anon doesn’t want to fuck horses anymore (very sad)
• The Big Sad
• 1-800-BoneAPone
• Queen Chrysalifts
• Along came a spider, Anon came inside her 
• The math magician 

• Chrysalis discovers the internet and wants to use it to find a marefriend-free colt

  • Chrys Chan
• Ascension gives a pony wings. Unicorns become alicorns, earth ponies become pegasi, pegasi become double pegasi. 
• Anon gets punched into intelligence, realizes no one likes him, tries to get punched again
• Pseudo-clop with AJ/AB seductively whispering “buy some apples” into Anon’s ear
• Gummy gets his first tooth.
• This picture: https://derpibooru.org/809596 
• Hurt/comfort fic about Venus Spring 
• The Lie Man 
• The Scare Man 
• Cadance cutie mark - Twilight realizes Cadance’s cutie mark isn’t on the Tree of Harmony, and she wants to know why.
• False letters fic - Twilight receives letters that she realizes aren’t coming from Celestia
• Pinkie Pie is scientifically proven to be exactly 3 soft. 
• Marriage proposal or some confession of love, they respond with “eh”

• Philomena drowns, rendering her unable to be reborn 

  • Desc: Celestia ruminates on death and rebirth. 
  • Philomena’s thirty-first death over her 1600+ year lifespan
  • [Celestia used to mark Philomena’s age at the end of each cycle, but the list gave her a morbid feeling, so she stopped.] If she truly wished, she could sit down and do some math to determine exactly how many years had passed since the phoenix's hatching, but she frankly didn’t care how large the number was. To her, it had seemed frivolous to worry over the exact age of an ageless being. 
  • Philomena choked on a frog or fish and fell into the water before dying.
  • Did she partially burn away, leaving the underwater part remaining?
• The Two-Eyed Cyclops

• (Chrysalis/NMM/Adagio) is a prude

  • Possible cover art for Adagio: https://derpibooru.org/2157866

• Cadance was made into an alicorn solely so Celestia could have an excuse for keeping close track of her. Cadance’s cutie mark gives her an innate talent for mental magic (banned centuries ago), particularly spells that deal with emotions. Uses love magic in an “evil” way with good intentions. Likes to think she has as much influence and power as the sisters. She has deluded herself and believes she’s more “righteous” and “pure” than common ponies.

  • Her cutie mark is not on the Tree of Harmony
• Eris is “innocent” in that she causes chaos unintentionally. She’s very embarrassed when this happens and is deeply apologetic.

• Raritwi - To be a part of high society has been Rarity’s lifelong dream. High society is Princess Twilight’s recurring nightmare.

  • Twilight is an introverted princess, so she doesn’t care to learn “proper” etiquette, opting instead to pick one pony at every event and mimic their general actions. She picks Rarity, who then realizes Twilight is mimicking her and begins acting weird to test it.
• In a world where incest is the norm, one stallion struggles with his perverse desire to have a kid with someone he isn’t related to.
• The Eradication Proclamation
• Grim reaper comes for Twilight. He didn’t get the memo that she’s immortal now, is mad
• Diamond Tiara realizes Silver Spoon is hot. She is not happy about this. (EqG probably)
• [Pinkie/Rarity/both] plans a funeral
• Pinkie mirror pool clone named Diane. She’s a dork that likes rocks and cooking.

• Pinkie Pie is a detective/private eye. There’s someone named Oatmeal involved somehow.

  • “Oatmeal, are you crazy?!” He was.

• Only one version of a person/pony can exist in a universe for an extended amount of time (years?). Sunset Shimmer has stayed in the human world for too long, but her exposure to the Elements’ magic made her too strong to simply be pulled back. Instead, the human Sunset is forced out of her home dimension and into Equestria. 

  • Human Sunset gets big sad after she realizes Pony Sunset was a better human than she ever was, despite the evil she previously committed. She also realizes that she’ll never have the chance to be a better unicorn than her counterpart, essentially making her the inferior Sunset in both worlds. 
• Flurry Heart is insecure about her wing size. Is worried her horn will also grow longer.

• Discord writes in his journal. He mourns the loss of an inanimate object. No one understands why.

  • Start out with him greeting the journal. 

I have no idea what I originally meant for some of these, but I might use them anyway.

Comments

[duckmagee]

Anon doesn’t want to fuck horses anymore (very sad)

theses are all gold

[MisterEdd]

Okay, those all sound amazing! Also, I hate to be "that guy" but when are you going to update You're Getting Better?

[SomeWeirdGuy]

Along came a spider, Anon came inside her

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[SCP Pinkamena]

Chrysalis discovers the internet and wants to use it to find a marefriend-free colt

• Chrys Chan

Of all of the worlds most evil creatures... you are by far the most evil thing

[MosAnted]

Only one version of a person/pony can exist in a universe for an extended amount of time (years?). Sunset Shimmer has stayed in the human world for too long, but her exposure to the Elements’ magic made her too strong to simply be pulled back. Instead, the human Sunset is forced out of her home dimension and into Equestria.

This one sounds really interesting.

[vortex123]

Human Sunset gets big sad after she realizes Pony Sunset was a better human than she ever was, despite the evil she previously committed. She also realizes that she’ll never have the chance to be a better unicorn than her counterpart, essentially making her the inferior Sunset in both worlds.

That’s…actually pretty heartbreaking

[2Merr]

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I remember starting to write this one, but in the process it dawned on me just how many words it would take to make the emotional impact believable. I struggle with writing only 1k. I might cave and request a collab with someone eventually, but I feel weird about that.

[HorseWordFan]

Cadance is an easy one though, her cutie mark is the Crystal Heart. So it's not on the Tree of Harmony because she was already coopted/recruited by/sworn to serve a different magical friendship plot coupon.

[Vibrant lies]

...double pegasi, and the dead toaster... I approve

[FrostTheWolf]

False letters fic - Twilight receives letters that she realizes aren’t coming from Celestia

I can just imagine what Twilight would go through if she found out about this

[Pinkiebro]

• Pinkie mirror pool clone named Diane. She’s a dork that likes rocks and cooking.
• Pinkie Pie is a detective/private eye. There’s someone named Oatmeal involved somehow.

More Pinkie stuff would be amazing