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Apr
5th
2020

Random words from a story that will never be published by a group of writers that will never say they took part in this · 6:21am Apr 5th, 2020

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A ONE-TIME THING. You can skip this if you want. More actual content will be out soon!

Now with that being said, onto the fuckery:

"Rarity shrugged, and continued spouting nonsensical rap lyrics about some guy rocking shit like the white bitch she is..."

"'O Canada,' said Justin Timberrrrrrrrlake, prime minister of Greenland which is the hardest country to infect in Plague Inc #COVID-19."

"Then Tupac glocked him. 'Damn bro, you pulled an Uno reverse card.' And then Adam Sandler got shot in the head."

"So anyway, Curify was worried that SLave’s Freedom would come off as racist and just going off the comments I saw it super does now granted it’s not intentional (at least I hope it’s not intentional) but at the same time you wonder. I mean, you can accidentally kill a guy but you still go to prison for that. Solution:  get a black guy in on this for approval. That way it’s not racist. What about Kanye? Just send this to him via twitter, no context. He’ll probably love it and make an album about it."

"Rarity resurrected from the dead and possessed her little sister. Sweetie Belle walked up to Spike and slapped him with her hoof. “Don’t say that about me! Even though I just oofed myself with bleach, you do not have the right to stain my carpets, and taint my sister’s ears with your garbage!” She harrumphed like the daft bitch she is, and turned around, walking away like she’s on a stage showing off more of her shit dresses. Then she let Sweetie Belle return to normal, never again providing us with her allure. Well, if you think that’s allure, you’re retarded."

"And on the 7th day God rested and he said, 'Let there be light.' Then he had a reese's fast break and was like, 'Damn, this shit good.' and thus he created peanut butter."

"'Ah, Furry Heart, you’re here.' And then Celestira ripped the baby in half lawl xD."

“'Alright slaves, line up!' declared Princess Celestia, brushing her mane away from the Nazi insignia on her forehead."


Additional Content:

“Luna come here.” 

Luna came.

“Luna.”

“Celestia,”

“Tits,”

“Cool.” 

And the Bruh Wall:

Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhilda bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhsomeone stop the madness bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh we must defeat the evil bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh according to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly bruh bruh bruh Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhilda bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhsomeone stop the madness bruh bruh bruh The simp: a well documented specimen that will only want to send money to instagram models and onlyfan accounts because they must require the attention of the female. Rarity laughed at the idea of a simp, she would never deal with a simp. Never. Fuck simps. True bruh moment here. bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhwe must defeat the evil bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhilda bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhsomeone stop the madness bruh On this day four score and seven years ago I don’t know the rest I should tho I’m gonna look that up have you seen a movie called GOds and Generals? What a piece of southern fan wank jesus fucking christ that movie fuck it fuck it in the ass no one’s reading this no one cares PissyKissyRissy Atoryny at Harvard Law School like you can spell bitch return my messages so anyway this guy that starts with a W is working on another vore story right now, it has futas and cheerleaders so if that’s you thing check it out did you know PornHub is giving people free premium because of COVID-19 for real lots of good content the chat got quite they might be dead I can dream eight no right now tiddies tiddies tiddies butt or tiddies which is better what about thighs do thighs fall under butts feet don’t feet are the worse I’m just gonna mention Rarity to see if she’s paying attention bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh she isn’t gotta take a phone call back from the call chat’s quiet again I’m tired but like also not tired is my tea ready yet I hope fuck I love tea if tea was a person I’d marry her and fuck her but if she got pregnant I’d dumb that bitch that was a joke I’d get a vasectomy so that shit would happen titty titty bum bum bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh we must defeat the evil bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhBruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhilda bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh fake news about some horseword drama here bruh bruh bruhsomeone stop the madness bruh cuntbruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhwe must defeat the evil bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh it’s getting strongerbruh bruh Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhilda bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh someone help me i’m surrounded by simps who want me to call them back bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruhsomeone stop the madness bruh bush did 7/11 bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh we must defeat the evil bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh

If I get banned you know why btw. Thanks. ;)

Comments ( 9 )

I took part in this

Note: Muggonny is drunk.

This is what happens when you get a bunch of your friends into a Discord call, and they're totally down to write the most fucked up shit, especially about yours truly.

Don't take this the wrong way, but delete this.

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No, I fixed it. She oofed herself. Don't worry. ;)

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I am going to come to your house and delete your save files.

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Don't threaten me with a great time bb. :heart:

I did not have sex with that griffon. I did not have sexual affairs with him.

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