Neckbeard Memes · 5:23pm Jan 12th, 2020
For those who don't know what one of these elusive creatures are, it's basically a single dude who hates how douchebags get all the girls, so he tries to be a gentleman and "treat girls with proper respect." They like to sport fedoras and small glasses, and are usually portly and stout, or thin and spindly. Their skin is pale, their acne is heavy, their hair is scraggly, and they're interested in unpopular traditional guy things, such as RPGs, My Little Pony, various degenerate anime, and playing video games all day every day. They're social loners, cynical and full of hate and pride, and like to think they're above everyone else because they're "an intellectual."
They show off their respect by announcing that they have it online, stalking girl's profiles, PM'ing them, giving inappropriate comments about them, and attacking the girl when she refuses their advances. And then they shake their first at the sky and wonder why girls only go after douchebags. They relentlessly defend women in public to look good in front of the woman, but they're pieces of trash in reality. Sometimes these 35-year-olds go after minors. Or they fall in love with their anime waifus. Either way, their respect of women is even worse than the treatment other guys give them.
Even if you haven't heard the definition of these guys, you've definitely seen them before. On the internet. At your local comic book store. At BronyCon. At Furry conventions. At anime conventions. In your mom's attic. On this website.
Now, I wasn't a full-blown Neckbeard in middle school or early high school. But I did wonder why I was getting passed up for the other douchebags in my school. I also looked like a developing Neckbeard, in its pupae stage. Glasses, pasty skin, hoodies, annoying voice, clinginess, unhealthy comments, stalking girls I liked, smelling awful. Luckily, I realized my way of thinking was unhealthy, and grew out of it before I blossomed into a full-on incel.
Naturally, these guys are perfect meme material.
Am I, a neckbeard?
5184873
Well, do you look the part? Act the part? Smell the part?
Even if you aren't one, keep on improving yourself. Change your viewpoint. Be more positive. Make people smile. Be patient. Work out. And learn to keep moving forward and never have a temper.
5184874
Well. I am suffering from pimples and have a bit of scruff but that's A: Puberty and B; general laziness. I also don't work out NEARLY enough. I am a tad pervy, but I never act on those thoughts. I enjoy anime, but I don't really have waifus. What else makes a neckbeard?
I also have a GF. Who is...well...not OK but patient with my hormonal perviness.
I take it someone had a nasty incident with one.
XD
Ok but the I HATE THE JAPANESE I feel on a personal level with transformers. XD.
5184875
We're all Neckbeards to some extent. It's all a constant daily battle trying to not fully become them. Change your outlook on life. Change your attitude and your thoughts, and do good things even if you don't want to. Being angry is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
5184879
Not a personal experience. I just cringe in horror at every example I see online. I've grown to loathe their attitudes and pride.
5184880
anger is like a great raging fire. Damaging in only the beginning, but once it eats everything, it dies out and only leaves a black hellscape
5184881
I know they are DEES GUS TEENG.
So glad I'm not a neckbeard
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*that moment when I realize that I'm the only person here who is married*
Neckbeards give video game communities, furries and bronies a bad name.
So neckbeards are very thin, mlp loving, fedora wielding atheists who consider themselves smart and have an ego problem? Well... S***.
5185003
It's not so much about what you're into, so long as you're not a Neckbeard about it. Being a Neckbeard is a state of being, not as a result of the clothes you wear or the beliefs you have, but a result of your attitude. Yeah, work on the ego a bit. You're okay, though.
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At the very least, I'm not a pervert, so at least I have that going for me. The ego is something that I work on daily, it's my least favourite part of myself that I'm slowly diminishing over time. I just got hit with some déjà vu, have we talked about this before?
5185010
Yeah, I think so. Anyway, it's not as big a deal as you think it is. No challenge is so hard that we can't overcome it.
5185015
That's exactly why I'm still trying, I know that it's something I can overcome through patience and determination and I'm determined to let nothing stop me in doing so.
Wait....Neckbeards and Incels are different?
5185049
Incels are a larger group partially comprised of neckbeards. It's like squares and rectangles: Every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square.
5185051
Ah. Gotcha
Someone actually remembers Rango, that was fun to see