Thje pain of being a derpi mod

I get the spoilers. ALL the spoilers. Almost as much of a pain in the backside as all the surgery I've been having.

Crud. Oh well...

BIG

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[Super Trampoline]

Thanks for protecting the rest of us

[Georg]

Big? Are we talking Celestia's backside big, or... I better stop there. We haven't had a solar flare cycle in ten years, and the last thing we need is a Carrington Event focused on me.

To be honest, I haven't gone looking for spoilers. So tempted to spread fake spoilers.
-- Everypony in Ponyville becomes an alicorn except Cranky, which only makes him crankier.
-- Twilight gives up the throne to travel Equestria with Pinkie Pie as vagabond ice-cream vendors, spreading smiles and knowledge wherever they go.
-- At the ending episode, Twilight wakes up in bed with Megan and realizes the entire nine-season run was a dream.
-- At the ending episode, Celestia gives up on the pretense and shows Twilight where the light switches are on the thrones marked 'Sun' and 'Moon' as well as the one labelled 'Push for eclipse'
-- Massive Transformer cross-over as Optimus Prime and his crew crash-land in Equestria, pursued by the Decepticons.
-- Same, only including GI Joe.
-- We are Celestia of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be asnuggluated. And booped.

[Wild Zontars]

5111970
Not-spoiler: none of those guesses are piss-off-the-fans enough.

[archonix]

5111970
Your ideas intrigue me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Odd_Sarge]

Bless your heart, sir.