Apr
6th
2019
Blog Post #9: Pony Virginity · 8:21pm Apr 6th, 2019
Just spitballing here, nothing serious. But I have been wondering, if you had the power to possess me, who, why and how would the Human Pet finally... how shall we say, get his dick wet?
Who is the Chosen One to claim his scritchy fingers inside her?
yes I am very bored, my new job is 11 AM to 11 PM every other day and it drives me nuts
just entertain me with silly answers plz
will give good chapter soon
Princess Luna
Because of the mental connection and because she is best waifu.
He could go to luna to try and communicate, and it gets translated as him being interested in her.
Luna because she is the only one he can talk too form how you set it up already
"Sweetheart" Because come on she deserves it. or "Nurse" because she rarely sees some action with all her work I bet.
Nurse
Angel___
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I was completely blind to this possibility until now
Celestia needs more atention.
Redheart/nurse
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That would be a nice bait and switch after ending up in the hay with Luna. Besides, Luna is MY waifu.
That said, Tia always needs more love..
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/388841/the-royal-suggestion-box
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Even in the land of friendship, probably a serious breach of professional ethics.
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Not when there are ponies' plots on the line!
Twilight outta nowhere
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For SCIENCE!!
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Anon's no longer a patient though.
So he's eligible for an off the clock treatment...
If anyone really needs it, it's Shaggy
Don't do it. This story's overall purity is refreshing. There's too much smut on this site as it is. Be the rare exception.
I'd be sad if I had to stop reading this story
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As I said, just spitballing.
Although your asexuality intrigues me. Surely Anon's got the right to eventually find a mate.
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Not asexual, just celibate by my own choice haha. I've never been a fan of humans getting romantically involved with ponies, I can't morally justify it. But even if it were not an interspecies problem, even if it were a man and a woman, displaying sexual encounters even in words still amounts to pornography
and we should avoid leading others into the near occasion of sin. I'm not against sex, it is a wonderful gift which is why it should be held in high regard and not dragged through the gutter. I feel for Anon, it would be tough to be in his situation, but he will not die without sex. Everypony still needs love, for we cannot live without joy; but that is what friendship is for(it's magic!
) and you have done a great job portraying that; you're a good writer
. Didn't mean to get all preachy, just wanted to let you know where I was coming from. I've really enjoyed your story, I hope I can continue to in the future.
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I'm probably a bit more susceptible to the siren call than you are. Don't see what's unethical about two equally intelligent creatures engaging in sex, no matter the species.
And I absolutely support pornography as harmless fantasy(what happens in the brain stays in the brain), a healthy outlet for sexual frustration and a legitimate genre. I'll be happy to discuss it with God when I get the oppurtunity. Until then, I will do as I deem best.
That being said, it's not like this fic's gonna turn into hardcore smut anytime soon, seeing as how I've no experience in writing MLP porn. Romance is an element I intend to introduce eventually, however, with all that that entails.
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If there's one thing this fic doesn't need it's forced pseudo-christian chastity.
God might be dead but porn certainly didn't kill him.
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Well, you probably already know that I respectfully disagree with you, especially with the 'what happens in the brain' part. Trust me, God cares because He cares about you in totality. Still, it is not my wish to turn your comment section into a flame war. Feel free to PM me anytime if you ever wish to discuss/debate this further. God Bless!
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When did He die? Again, no flame wars. Feel free to PM me if you wish for a healthy debate. Peace.
I think the story shouldn't go there for its own good, but if it did… hmm. Twilight hasn't got the time to figure out his language so she assigns Moondancer to take it on. She can't always come to Ponyville so she teaches him to take the train to Canterlot, and once he's doing so regularly, he keeps hanging out with Vinyl Scratch on the train and they end up speaking the two universal languages - music and love.
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Why?
Vinyl Scratch is a catch to be sure.
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You've got this fairly unique setup, and it seems like that would just drag it back towards 1001 other HiE stories.
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I suppose that's my fondness for those 1001 HiE fics bleeding through. All the RGRE comedy stuff is genius. So whenever I actually think about where I'm going, that's sort of the aim.
But when I actually write, I tend to, as cliche as it sounds, listen to my heart and just let Anon enjoy the company of these caring characters. Because that's really what we all want, ain't it?
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Sure, but I'm not sure why that means he needs to screw one within the scope of the story.
Sweetheart or Luna
Sweetheart ideas:
-Anon must uncover why all the females are acting touchier than normal, probably through Sweetheart or someone else indicating it in a strange game of alien charades.
-Anon ends up learning just how pent up he is after a vivid dream or something to that effect. Sweetheart stumbles upon him "taking care of business" and realizes that being the only one of his kind certain needs are not being met. of course she notices that since he's stimulating himself, that the need in question is sexual and so being as kind as she is...yeah
Luna idea:
-Anon has a vivid dream about her, or she interrupts his dreamland funtime and they bond in some way that leads to him delivering some royal level screwing
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Shaggy, but not like you'd expect. Not that either! Or that! Or... Seriously, can you at least try to be original? Well fine. Grab a changeling sub, they'll love it when they can't fight back...
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You say words, but all I hear is Chrysalis.