A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
“Oh Br-PICKLELESS-n, you and your tassels!”
”Tassels?”
“You do realize you have a long tassel, hanging off the front right side of your body?”
”...Wait”
“Like, not just that coat, all your coats.”
What is this.
“For like, over 5 years now, maybe, your sense of time is wretched. Anyway, for like 10 years now-“
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN-
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huh
Br*SKREEEEEE*n huh? Nice name
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It's short for "Brananan"
looks like youre havving a tussle with a tassel.
I really am lost with this one lol
There has to be some hidden meaning
If you think that's bad, I somehow keep ripping the crotch out of all my pants. But for some reason all my shorts remain unripped. The mysteries of life.