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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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Jan
12th
2019

In Today's Science News · 3:19am Jan 12th, 2019

https://www.iflscience.com/space/new-study-suggests-evidence-that-octopuses-came-from-outer-space/




AAAAAHHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAHH!

OH GOD I KNEW LOVECRAFT WAS RIGHT! I KNEW IT!

AAAAAHHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAHHH!

It is not dead which can eternal lie
and in strange eons even death may die.


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Comments ( 6 )

That article seemed to largely discount the possibility. I tried to read the original document positing it, but I have no background in biology at all and it goes over my head. Also, I'm tired. So I dunno.

“The paper had 33 researchers (zero zoologists),” was probably my favorite bit of the write up. But whatever, Iä! Iä! Cthulhu ftaghn!

Nah dude read to the very end.
One of the authors is kinda a hack or something, and most scientists are saying , in the article in question, that Octopuses do not come from space, BUT that they liked the example showing HOW Octopuses came about from Squid and 'Alien' Bacteria; I don't know if that is a meme for scientists in the article.

Yog Sothoth knows the gate
Yog Sothoth is the gate

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I for one welcome our new cephalapod overlords.

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