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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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    And boom, gone.

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Nov
8th
2018

>>>>>>>> · 8:50am Nov 8th, 2018

Ahaha, hahaha~! ahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW IT!! SCREW IT, I AM GOING TO WRITE THE EDGIEST, MOST DRAMATIC, IDIOTIC, PAINFUL THING EVER, LET'S JUST GO LET'S JUST HAVE A RANDOM PONY CHARACTER GO NUTS LET'S LOSE IT. LET'S JUST LOSE IT COMPLETELY, PROOFREADING IS FOR SUCKERS, LET'S GET UGLY IN MULTIPLE SENSES OF THE WOOOOOOOOOUUUUUURD!! THE WORD IS THE BIRD~ I'M GONNA GIVE 'EM THE BIRD!! WOOOOOOORDS!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS!! WUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUuuuuUUUUUuuuuuUUUUURDS!! Nightmare Tango would make a good name for something. HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WUUUUUUUUUUURD BROTHER?! ME NEITHER, IT SURE AS HECK AIN'T HERE!! GOD CAN'T SAVE US WHERE WE'RE GOING!! WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

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Comments ( 12 )

Are you alright?

I feel like half of your posts are screaming, half are you saying something weird, and half are you not posting for long periods of time.

LET'S JUST LOSE IT

All-left, All-left, All-left......

(Modified to avoid copyright infringement, and to keep the glorious Mathew McConaughey-hey happy)

This looks fun.

Though, I find the red font mildly irritating for some reason. Maybe it wouldn't be as bad if I weren't using night mode?

Quick use the konami code to save ourselves because f**k the women and children!

These blogs make me laugh XD

There has to be a red and black alicorn
It is how it needs to be

Can Doctor Dick be a character in it? I like stories about him.

Looking forward to it.

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