I have been so quiet lately because I have been hard at work (also, I have some important happenings irrelevant to this blog) on some updates. One of those is a brand spankin' new story for Mother's Day. It has been in the works for a few years now. That's right, ya boi wrote a normal Mother's Day story. Probably.
Since comments are a little scarce and I’m new to long-form mature fiction, I wanted to do a quick survey. It’s all anonymous but it’s going to be very helpful because of the content slated to appear in the next few chapters. Your votes will help me gauge reader feelings and the intensity of how graphic things will be.
Lately, I have been going through various complete entries in Missing Pages that were too short to publish. I decided that "Just Weep" shouldn't be left to gather dust there. I've since published it as its own story with the addition of eight new poems about Celestia (and Luna) so that it is long enough to count as a one-shot according to the site's minimum wordcount rule. If you read the
Yes. I did. Two horses having normal horse sex. It's a completely serious story, but I decided to go out of my usual skill area for April Fool's Day. If you've been following Stay Golden and you want a quick peek of what's to come, this story is for you.
It's also getting a lotta downvotes for not being porn. RIP in pepperoni.
I started catching up on what I could yesterday when I saw the crazy amount of notifications I had accumulated. It's certainly going to take me a while and then some to read all of the stories that were published recently. I'm not doing too good; I'll have a blog about that sooner or later. Until then, know that I have some updates for Marigold's story that have been edited and are waiting for
Some context for people who have no idea whats going on. (Sorry Ice Star)
Cameroonian Pidgin English is the language you read (and maybe heard) just then and surprisingly/sadly its one of the major languages of the nation of Cameroon, with 5% of the population having it as a First Language and 50% of the population speaking it in some form. While not one of the OFFICIAL language of the nation (that being English and French) , the nation has 13 major languages and over 250 minor languages.
The Germans when they took over the colony tried to stamp it out and failed, and thus it remained a way for slaves of various tribes to communicate with each other. And when the nation worked towards independence, they obviously used the language most of the now ex-slaves spoke.
Given this, it has long been chosen as the language of choice by politicians, playgrounds and the media. If half the nation has a vague idea what the hell you are saying, you have done well in a nation with that much language diversity.
Thus despite the fact its a clear colonial hang-on, and despite the fact it sounds racist as all fuck, and despite the fact some people find it funny, and others find it disgusting, its one of two languages that may one day become the official and main language of Cameroon.
NOTE: And if you think that the other language can't get any worse, you would be wrong. The other language is Camfranglais which is what happens when you take Cameroonian Pidgin English and then start adding random bits of French vocabulary and Grammar.
Seems to me like actual "regular" English would be easier to do but eh, if they learn and do mostly Pidgin English then it would be much easier for them then regular one.
4949715 Pidgens (which is a type of language) are a result of three or more ppl who don't speak the same language trying to communicate. As such they tend to be a mishmash of the languages they do know.
One of them will convey to the others that a word means happy and once they all understand that, its easier to just agree that word means happy to all of them then teach them the word for happy in each of the 3 languages.
Meanwhile other words that sound 'closer enough' also make their way in.
So why is it mostly English instead of a mix of native languages.....cause the original English colonists didn't want to learn native. Instead they would just beat slaves that did the wrong thing, shout away the slaves repeatedly and occationally promote slaves they could understand to better positions.
As such English tends to dominate Pidgens globally. French is also very common.
Yeah thats a thing sadly. And from what i know about it its actually an official bbc site...
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it's beautiful
I don't get it.
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pidgin is art
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Some context for people who have no idea whats going on. (Sorry Ice Star)
Cameroonian Pidgin English is the language you read (and maybe heard) just then and surprisingly/sadly its one of the major languages of the nation of Cameroon, with 5% of the population having it as a First Language and 50% of the population speaking it in some form. While not one of the OFFICIAL language of the nation (that being English and French) , the nation has 13 major languages and over 250 minor languages.
The Germans when they took over the colony tried to stamp it out and failed, and thus it remained a way for slaves of various tribes to communicate with each other. And when the nation worked towards independence, they obviously used the language most of the now ex-slaves spoke.
Given this, it has long been chosen as the language of choice by politicians, playgrounds and the media. If half the nation has a vague idea what the hell you are saying, you have done well in a nation with that much language diversity.
Thus despite the fact its a clear colonial hang-on, and despite the fact it sounds racist as all fuck, and despite the fact some people find it funny, and others find it disgusting, its one of two languages that may one day become the official and main language of Cameroon.
NOTE: And if you think that the other language can't get any worse, you would be wrong. The other language is Camfranglais which is what happens when you take Cameroonian Pidgin English and then start adding random bits of French vocabulary and Grammar.
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Learning something new is always fun!
Seems to me like actual "regular" English would be easier to do but eh, if they learn and do mostly Pidgin English then it would be much easier for them then regular one.
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There's Pidgin in Hawaii too! It's just really funny to read, and I don't think that part really needs explaining as to why.
Just fucking read this.
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Pidgens (which is a type of language) are a result of three or more ppl who don't speak the same language trying to communicate. As such they tend to be a mishmash of the languages they do know.
One of them will convey to the others that a word means happy and once they all understand that, its easier to just agree that word means happy to all of them then teach them the word for happy in each of the 3 languages.
Meanwhile other words that sound 'closer enough' also make their way in.
So why is it mostly English instead of a mix of native languages.....cause the original English colonists didn't want to learn native. Instead they would just beat slaves that did the wrong thing, shout away the slaves repeatedly and occationally promote slaves they could understand to better positions.
As such English tends to dominate Pidgens globally. French is also very common.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-45743376
"Anoda woman don die afta she go do operation to get big bum-bum"
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Dam, you don way beaten me day ting.
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<pidgin for you're welcome> C: