I actually have to thank someone for once?

Flutterpr-the guy I'm thanking is Flutterpriest.

Yes, a metaphorical dick-sucking, you assholes.

Look, the dude wrote a hundred and one stories for this site and that's not just saying something. The amount'a effort and dedication to write all of the shit he does? Fuck, to be honest, I'd have run dry on my twentieth or fifth, depending on who's asking story. That's beside the point, anyhow, what I'm saying is, it's a lot. A shit lot'a time and effort went into all of them horsewords. And it was with his horsewords in particular that got me into writing crazier shit than "It's High--" whatever the title of that story was.

To be honest, I prefer it this way, anyway. If I'd've never run across him when I did—surprisingly, the first thing I read by him wasn't "Fluttershy Wants in Your Pants", but "Rarity's Regret"—I'd have probably kept writing stupid dramas that no one gave I didn't give a shit about. And drama? Ain't me. Not anymore, anyway.

What can I say, stupid is as stupid does. Not saying his stories are stupid, far fuckin' from it, but it was his more asinine ones that inspired me the most. So, to that, in the end, I say thank you, you great bastard. Look at what you've inadvertently created.

Anyway, no, I've just felt I never properly gave credit where it was due, so I figured it was time to do so. Especially since, y'know, I'm writing a second thing dedicated to the guy. Even though I've also fucking thanked him several hundred other times probably, but you know what, this one's more personal and we all know I don't do personal much if ever, at all, actually.

So yeah. Thanks. I'm done. Go home now. Go read some shit, Priesty's shit, in particular and have a good fuckin' day.

Sincerely, for once, Lack of Tact

P.S. I sneezed.
P.S.S. I'm low-key comin' off as a fanatical fan. That's good. I totally want him thinking that.
P.S.S.S. Never expect a thank you from me of this caliber ever again. This took a lot of thinking to do, despite its simple looks.
P.S.S.S.S. How many postscripts can one of these things actually have? Never really thought of it until writing this.
P.S.S.S.S.S. *dabs*

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[Flutterpriest]

Y-you too

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