SOUNDS OF SILENCE (Review) · 2:31am Sep 2nd, 2018
May be back from Day two at Fanexpo... where I found the people who called me "THE GOSPEL" (I don't let it go to my head)
they think MLP is awful too, I even told them about BB pulling off Flurry Heart's head... I got high fives for it.
Still... like I said... I don't really stop for anything!
Let's see how i'll penalize the ponies today.
Life Points: 8000
Hmm... Peaks of Peril... sounds haunting.
-No damage
Applejack, if you and Fluttershy are so good at solving friendship problems, why can't you solve Beast Boy's... oh, that's right... YOU CAN'T. (There are some problems even they can't solve)
-200 (For being cocky)
Life Points: 8000 -----> 7800
"It's just a name, it doesn't mean anythin'" This is a DOUBLE WAY thing. Only SOMETIMES does the name not mean anything.
STARFLEET... does not automatically mean STAR TREK, or A FLEET OF SPACESHIPS... it's JUST A NAME "Starfleet."
Even THE HEARTH'S WARMING CLUB told us about GRAMPA GRUFF. "That's just his name... he's not really anyone's Grandpa"
So up yours my haters
-No damage
Come to think of it... in the human world, they already have ODDBALL names like the ponies, and ought to have human names.
"Tree Hugger? What kind of name is that for a girl?"
"That's just what the peeps all call me. My real name is Fern"
*Sighs* The Kirin. So maybe my haters weren't lying to me about such a creature existing (FOR ONCE) but they don't seem like part dragon to me, so I'll stick with DRAGONY in my world
-No damage
Now THAT is a good evil laugh
-No damage
Ugh!! Applejack... if they CAN'T TELL YOU... get them to SHOW YOU.
-200
Life Points: 7800 -----> 7600
Oh, no! Forcing someone to comply again? Usually that's Twilight's job, but Applejack sure is acting out of her USUALLY character here (and usually I don't complain with that)
-500
Life Points: 7600 -----> 7100
Wow! and I thought Pinkie Pie was a babbler.
-No damage
That song was TERRIBLE, you sang cheerfully to what was supposed to be depressing!
-500
Life Points: 7100 -----> 6600
I almost kinda like that vow of silence. Instead of learning how to speak, DON'T SPEAK AT ALL. I usually do that at family meals, I just have nothing to say to the others, and what they talk about doesn't interest me in the LEAST. Better NOT to speak than TRY to fit in.
"No pony should give up feelin' their feelin' just to keep from gettin' angry"
It's ONE way Applejack. Even though you have a point, if it means no getting angry, perhaps it's right.
-No damage
hehehe! I like that Kirin to Nirik thing... it's like The Incredible Hulk...
-No damage
"Giving up happiness to keep away anger is no kinda life"
I wonder how Applejack would feel if she heard of my PUNISHMENT PLAN (If I break the rules and get a job I do not want... as punishment I will get rid of and avoid all things that make me happy so only the darkness and misery remain... a fitting punishment for breaking the rules"
-500 damage
Life Points: 6600 -----> 6100
Renagadetheunicorn used to say to me the Willy Wonka line "You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY SIR!!"
Well to him I point out... don't forget the reason for that line.
"When does he get it?"
"He doesn't."
"Why not"
"Because broke the rules"
Wow, Applejack and Fluttershy have such a good point... I forgot I was staring at a couple OF MORONS!!!
In the real world ladies, sometimes... all it takes is ONE MISTAKE...
Something you DID
or something you DIDN'T DO
and POOF... the whole friendship, up in smoke!
-1000 for sheer ignorance of the real world.
Life Points: 6100 -----> 5100
FINAL SCORE: 5100
Half and half. Shame it was doing good in the start.
What did you think of the song?
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Too happy and cheerful (Even during sad parts)
Even ARTHUR... THE BALLAD OF BUSTER BAXTER would correct that
I've corrected the blog (Thanks)
To be fair, the Kirin in actual mythology have varying descriptions, and they technically do exist, as in giraffes. Long story short, a Chinese Emperor brought back some giraffes and started saying he had Kirins IRL and, as they were, at times, symbols of fortune, good luck, and all that jazz, basically began flipping everyone else off, metaphorically speaking
Kirin in actual Chinese mythology are described as "chimera-like", having a lion's mane and tail, a general equine body covered in draconic scales, tufts of fur on their hooves, and a single antler on its forehead.