I hurt myself today... to see if I still feel

Princessing tended to make a pony hungry and Twilight Sparkle eyeballed the lunch menu. The iceberg salad promised a titanic dining experience that wouldn’t sink one’s figure, but Twilight wasn’t in the mood to watch her figure: Pinkie and Seville could be trusted to do that. There was the something to taco bout salad, with queso if you say so, otherwise, it was nacho cheese. The penne for your thoughts was tempting, and the pickle platter promised to be a big dill. There were low carb options, advertised as the path of yeast resistance. Being a unicorn, she could never abide by a low carb diet; as Luna had once told her, from crust thou art, and unto crust thou shalt return; carbohydrates are good for you, and give you calories to burn. The mackin’ cheese promised a smooth delivery, a creamy mouth feel, and no regrets the next day. Twilight rolled her eyes. That much cheese in one meal was sure to cause regrets.

Something was off with this menu, but Twilight was to distracted to determine what it was.

I focused on the puns... the only thing that's real.

Comments

[Zaten the Changeling]

This is what I live to see.
A thing full of puns.
I love this!

[duithy]

[Scarheart]

...I have to go home to this...

[kudzuhaiku]

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I'm fixin' fineapple upside down cake.

[Olden Bronie]

So much cheesy!!

[Easysnuggler]

Puns are water to the soul of the easily amused.
The overly serious digest puns as if they were choking down dust and bones.

[Flisky]

A good pun is like a fine wine, something to be grapeful for.

[Shpadoinkle]

The puns....

I try to kill it all away...

But I remember everything...

[Sunny Rose]

but Twilight was to distracted

Oddly enough, sleepy as I am and through my eyerolling at all of the wonderful puns, I believe I spotted a typo. Pretty sure the correct spelling should be too.

Edit: Unless that's the joke and I'm also missing something in the paragraphs hidden by the puns... why did I think of that? I am too sleepy for such thoughts!

[King Leoric]

So many puns. i love it

[Babroniedad]

If you slip too many puns into one place, do they multiply?

[Spectrumancer]

...ow.

[RMWarPony]

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Could be worse he could be singing pofiefd disco tunes .......oh wait that’s your job

[Collin125267]

and you can have it all... my empire of food