THE WASHOUTS (REVIEW) · 2:15am Aug 20th, 2018
Gee only 6 eps left after this one... I may have to do both Starfleet SEASON 8 and continue Darkness of Dimensions at the same time!
(Oyi)
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Huh! Rainbow Dash Fan Club, reminds me of my visit to Anime North 2017, a group of guys dressed as Waluigi's came up to me and actually bowed to me calling me "THEIR GOSPEL" I was flattered, but I don't let the fleeting fame go to my head. I just go to the con to have a good time, not get in people's faces. If I'm praised, if I'm interviewed, or have my pic taken... that's fine.
Never let Fame go to your head
-No damage.
*Rainbow Gasps*
Like I said... Never let fame go to your head... Rainbow!
-No Damage... YET
Eavesdropping... NEVER cool. (Even though I do it myself, because my haters do it all the time... stalking me round the net wherever I go to cause more trouble. Well... they get what they give. they spy on me... so I spy on them)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
Much as I have a little thing agianst trying new things (Doesn't mean I still don't actually do it... you don't see me in real life.) Wow! It's almost like Scootaloo gave a description I would of my Starfleet. (In contrast to MLP, they do WHAT I DEEM is cool) fighting MOTW's, transforming into super suits, using powerful weapons and attacks and finishing it with a BANG...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's the JUICE... and that's what I prefer MLP to be MORE like, so I'll just keep my own fics.
-No damage.
(this is just me talking) Rainbow... to me, you and all of MLP are as cool as DIARRHEA!! And you are so totally letting jealousy get to you. Sure, I'm jealous of Tara Strong, but I'm honest about it (Told her that when I met her) but I mean and wish her no harm and wouldn't do crazy things to her about it.
Killing Twilight off and beating up Raven doesn't count (Even Tara told me this when we met... She's not Twilight Sparkle... she just SPEAKS for her. That is all)
-500 (For being stupid)
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7300
Oh, Applejack, not you too! YOUR MOTHER WAS A FREAKIN' PEAR!!!!
Take another 500 for stupidity and forgetting your lessons (AGAIN)
LIFE POINTS: 7300 -----> 6800
"Nice save, Twilight."
Yeah, nice save. Now try saving your life points.
-200 (for being dishonest again)
LIFE POINTS: 6800 -----> 6600
I swear, these ponies were already lame when they came out on day one, now their just walking migraines.
Wow! Rainbows acting just like my my haters. Nothing to do but complain over the littlest things. Well, it's all they understand, so its all I'm going to give them, no matter what happens.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6600 -----> 6400
Much as I should complain about Pinkie eating confetti... Remember, she's a HORSE.
-No damage.
Wow! Those washouts actually do some of Starfleet's dangerous obstacle training.
-No damage
Rainbow... you're making double a fool of yourself with all that boasting. It's cool to be confident, but not boastful unless it's FACT, not bullying
"Booted out of the Wonderbolts for hazardous weather"
Frost-Eye (Though he wasn't a wonderbolt)
"ANGER ISSUES, GET OFF MY BACK!!"
Ace Ray.
...Eeyup, looks like my ideals weren't stupid at all if the writers do it themselves.
-No Damage
"LAME-BOW DASH!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I LOVE IT!!!
-No Damage
The Way Rainbow and Lightning Dust are talking, that's not how my Starfleet guys act towards Equestrians, that's the kind of stuff my haters keep insisting they act like.
Perhaps I should make another blog about that, but I doubt they'll listen (That requires them to use their ears instead of their mouths)
-No damage.
"We ignore everything the wonderbolts taught us about safety"
In all honesty, I can't tell whether that's a good or a bad thing.
No comment
and No Damage.
Rainbow trying to enforce her own views and tell everyone how to think. (That's Twilight's job)
I can admit, my Starfleet guys do that a little, but they have better reasons than Rainbow's showing off. even if I were to explain them my haters will just ignore it and continue to whine anyway.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6400 -----> 5900
Much as Spitfire's SHOUTING/Lessons are meaningful; aren't fighters supposed to train for the worst by doing all that crazy stuff anyway? Otherwise, not so skilled... are you.
I'm docking her 200 points, since doing all that danger is how she became Wonderbolts leader to begin with.
LIFE POINTS: 5900 -----> 5700
*Sighs* Rainbow's still trying enforce her views in a bad way (Which Starfleet does not do) Just like Twilight tries to enforce people to accept friendship. "You've got to give friendship a chance!"
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5700 -----> 5500
WHEW!!! Rainbow is seriously deserving of a beating, luckily I made Rhymey give her one in my death battle. (She never had a chance)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5500 -----> 5000
"that makes me seem to Egotistical doesn't it"
OYI!!! Somebody hit this floater pony over the head. She's becoming as bad as Twilight1
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5000 -----> 4800
I oughta put the DARK SNAKE SYNDROME card in play.
Wow! Twilight said something I can actually agree with... A LITTLE. she doesn't do that too often
-No damage.
Hmm... I don't know if I can really scold Scootaloo. I've made her and the CMC do tons of really dangerous things. the most dangerous thing they helped save all the planet from Spike's evil sister and saved everyone, including the space ponies (Even the best need a little help sometimes)
but I can safely say that she's still too young to be doing things like that, and should only do them if she REALLY has to, not if she WANTS to, especially not to show off.
-No damage
FINAL SCORE: 4800
Half and Half... at least it has valuable life lessons I prefer to see more of.
Still, this episode has many points that each contradict one over the other.
Can’t wait for Starfleet season 8! Yeah!
WOW Only 6 left to go ?
I have to start with my journeys trough your reviews
DISCLAIMER: I´m just telling you my mind on the points you listed up. I´m not trying to hate it or to insult you, just when its REALLY stupid i will.
Never let fame go to your head. Good old mother moral.
Yes eavesdropping is never cool, but even if your "haters" do it on you in the internet doesnt mean you should do it on them. Just as a reminder: Listeners hear no good of themselves.
Next up: Applejack doesnt seem to have forgotten her lesson. The relation between Pear´s and Apple´s was there and bananas not. And even then it would be the case that the apple is there holy family tradition and a sister who doesnt like a apples in the apple family? nah....
Just twilight beeing naive and twilighting (yes that is a word now) as ever.
A person, whitch let the fame go to her had, is always complaing over tiny bits, when he or she isnt the center anymore. nearly every second children show has such a feature. And MLP is there no exception. (Oh , and i think not every hater of your is like that, i saw some of them having reasonable points)
Showing Of. Never Cool.
Next Point: I dont think that "Flying Hooves over head into electric rings bowls of fire or trough pendeling circular saws" is part of the training of the wonderbolts ecspecialy not INTENDED for entertaining. And i dont think they are fighters, more like acrobatic stunt team.
In some way your reviews are the same enforcement as they do (Just the other way around, how was that ? Forming MLP in something you prefer?)
Mabye she deserved it maybe not. Solve something with beating is just miserable.
Why hating twilight so much ? Naive or not this is meant to be so because its a children show.
So that was it for my first impression of your review and dont worry there will plenty more in the future.
Last thing said: PLEASE could somebody buy this choleric runt of a stuntflyer a snickers? he is really getting on my nerves.
Technically, if it's on the net, then it's public for anyone to see. And if it's public for anyone and everyone to see, then it's not eavesdropping. In other words, the net is not a medium that can be used to eavesdrop.
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Like THEY give a damn about it?
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Whether they give a damn or not is irrelevant to the point I was making.