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Ron Jeremy Pony

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 7 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 7 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 18 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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  • 18 weeks
    It's a character, not the actor.

    Okay, I should have expected this when I.started writing Can't Snuff the Rooster. But I had hoped I wouldn't need to write this statement. Yes, I know that the character of Rooster was played by Danny Masterson. I also realize that he had several accusations laid at his feet. I also know that even if it turns out that he's "innocent" he won't be. But the point is that Rooster isn't Danny

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  • 28 weeks
    New Table Top RPG, WTF?!!

    Bronies and Pegasisters, how are you doing, good to see you, and good to let you know what's going on. So I've been working on a new Table Top RPG which is more adult in tone than Traditional Table Top RPGs. I got to really thinking about it, and so I started writing the rules, classes, species, enemies, weapons, and now I'm working on describing the world itself. What exists now is a High

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Hint of something to come... a multi Chapter Arc... · 5:52pm Jul 25th, 2018

What if there was a place with all the zip of Sparkle-Cola

Wouldn’t that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world

Where the river’s made of Sparkle Rad and the mountaintops are fizz

With fun and games and rides for all the moms and pops and foals

Well it turns out there’s a place with all the zip of Sparle-Cola

Come on down to Sparkle-Cola-World and see it for yourself

Kandy Kingdom’s lots of fun for foals like you and me

Daring Do's Adventures are full of animals to see

Blast off to Lunar Zone for otherworldly thrills

Down in Hangin' Ponies Corral there’s Cola up in them thar hills

The World of Refreshments the most wonderful place

The friendly streets of Sparkle-Cola-Town put a smile on your face

Now you know there’s a place that’s just as great as Sparkle-Cola

Come on down to Sparkle-Cola-World and see it for yourself

A vacation that refreshes a trip you won’t forget

A park with every minimum acceptable safety standard met

Quench your thirst for adventure at Sparkle-Cola-World!

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The first line made it obvious to me what that was about

But we already have this, it's called the Fillydelphia Fun Fair.

Sort of. The Fillydephia Funfair was more of a nod to the Pit DLC from Fallout 3. Right down to Red Eye who was basically Ashur from the same DLC. Like Red Eye Ashur was well educated, intelligent, and determined to reclaim the Wasteland through the mills and factories still capable of being used in the Pitt. The biggest difference was that Ashur had been a Knight from the Brotherhood of Steel, and Red Eye had been a Stable Dweller. The Funfair, which was amazingly done by KKat isn't quite the same. Thus, I want to bring Sparkle Cola World to the Wasteland. A place that did more than just help ponies have a little fun. It showcased the advancements made by the Ministry of Wartime Technologies; It allowed the Ministry of Arcane Sciences to experiment openly, and privately, for both the war effort and for the Equestrian Citizen. The Ministry of Peace was allowed to showcase their advancements in healing, as well as set up various nursing offices throughout. The Ministry of Image did all of the promotion for the Park. The Ministry of Awesome did shows for the crowds, and of course the Ministry of Morale helped in designing the entire thing.


Awesome! Hopefully I'm able to do it Justice.

Nuka World was a reference to the Fun Fair.


Nope, it's very much alive.

I have been told that for years. Sorry if I have no faith in your words. Not really your fault some mod just don't like that story line. Sad but fucking true..

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