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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 17 weeks
    Monster Girls

    I'm surprised, and a little humbled, about the newest story being liked as much as it has been. In truth I didn't really expect it to be liked much at all. I was more along the line of thinking that it was going to be one of those twenty likes to fifty or so dislikes, but apparently it seems that there's a good number of folks that really enjoy it. I've had a couple of friends ask what brought

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  • 33 weeks
    Hint of something to come... a multi Chapter Arc...

    What if there was a place with all the zip of Sparkle-Cola

    Wouldn’t that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world

    Where the river’s made of Sparkle Rad and the mountaintops are fizz

    With fun and games and rides for all the moms and pops and foals

    Well it turns out there’s a place with all the zip of Sparle-Cola

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  • 48 weeks
    Questions about Bumble Hooves

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    1) Please Pm and ask before hand.

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  • 55 weeks
    Damn it's been a while

    Where to start? I've been a busy, busy, overly busy individual. And the hits simply won't stop coming. I guess this is less of an update, and more of a "I'm going to get on here and just let it out." So, what's happened? Back in August, which you might have noticed seemed to be about the time that my updates began to slow to a crawl, and now have basically stopped almost all together, my

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  • 84 weeks
    New job, still writing, and sickness

    What's up everypony and brony? So, as the title says I've recently earned the achievement of employment via a call center. Fun, I know. That said I'm still writing, helping other folks, and doing the best I can. Unfortunately this weekend I took my brother to look at some used cars, and something caused me to have wicked bad allergies. Which has led to loss of voice, sore throat, and so on.

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Jul
25th
2018

Hint of something to come... a multi Chapter Arc... · 5:52pm Jul 25th, 2018

What if there was a place with all the zip of Sparkle-Cola

Wouldn’t that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world

Where the river’s made of Sparkle Rad and the mountaintops are fizz

With fun and games and rides for all the moms and pops and foals

Well it turns out there’s a place with all the zip of Sparle-Cola

Come on down to Sparkle-Cola-World and see it for yourself

Kandy Kingdom’s lots of fun for foals like you and me

Daring Do's Adventures are full of animals to see

Blast off to Lunar Zone for otherworldly thrills

Down in Hangin' Ponies Corral there’s Cola up in them thar hills

The World of Refreshments the most wonderful place

The friendly streets of Sparkle-Cola-Town put a smile on your face

Now you know there’s a place that’s just as great as Sparkle-Cola

Come on down to Sparkle-Cola-World and see it for yourself

A vacation that refreshes a trip you won’t forget

A park with every minimum acceptable safety standard met

Quench your thirst for adventure at Sparkle-Cola-World!

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Comments ( 7 )

The first line made it obvious to me what that was about

But we already have this, it's called the Fillydelphia Fun Fair.

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Sort of. The Fillydephia Funfair was more of a nod to the Pit DLC from Fallout 3. Right down to Red Eye who was basically Ashur from the same DLC. Like Red Eye Ashur was well educated, intelligent, and determined to reclaim the Wasteland through the mills and factories still capable of being used in the Pitt. The biggest difference was that Ashur had been a Knight from the Brotherhood of Steel, and Red Eye had been a Stable Dweller. The Funfair, which was amazingly done by KKat isn't quite the same. Thus, I want to bring Sparkle Cola World to the Wasteland. A place that did more than just help ponies have a little fun. It showcased the advancements made by the Ministry of Wartime Technologies; It allowed the Ministry of Arcane Sciences to experiment openly, and privately, for both the war effort and for the Equestrian Citizen. The Ministry of Peace was allowed to showcase their advancements in healing, as well as set up various nursing offices throughout. The Ministry of Image did all of the promotion for the Park. The Ministry of Awesome did shows for the crowds, and of course the Ministry of Morale helped in designing the entire thing.


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Awesome! Hopefully I'm able to do it Justice.

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Nuka World was a reference to the Fun Fair.

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Nope, it's very much alive.

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I have been told that for years. Sorry if I have no faith in your words. Not really your fault some mod just don't like that story line. Sad but fucking true..

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