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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 46 weeks
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  • 88 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 148 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Oct
26th
2012

2SPOOKY · 3:20am Oct 26th, 2012

'Member that Nightmare Night contest Equestria Daily was running? 'Member how I said I was writing a submission for it?

Well, I did. And as of about five minutes ago, it's sittin' pretty on EqD as one of ten finalists for the best spookyfic of the season. Mine's NIGEB, the one with the pocket watch as its cover image, and if you wouldn't mind, could you do me a kindness and go give it a gander (along with all the others, since they surely deserve your attention too)?

Also, if you wanna go ahead and vote for it as the best fic in the contest once the poll goes up, that'd be just peachy keen too.

(Apologies for the accent. Been playing a lot of Borderlands 2 today. Ellie is best pony.)

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Comments ( 8 )

Ellie is pretty awesome. Then again so is Tina.

That's a funny way of saying 'Handsome Jack and buttstallion is my OTP'

I kind of wish I had known about that contest. Would have been a good excuse to write out one of my shitty fic ideas.

It was SO. Awfullllllll D:

That was bloody creepy, but I think you were a bit obvious with "Nigeb". I guessed the backwards thing at the second mention of the name.

Also:

The ones poking out from the bottom looked as neat and orderly as one would expect a letter from loyalty to appear,

I think you meant Royalty.

That picture at the end... I'm never going to sleep again.

You've got my vote.

Pony is best ellie :moustache:

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