The Maud Couple (Review) · 2:29pm Mar 31st, 2018

I could use something to rant on, I had another THINGS CHANGE attack last night, and I am PISSED, (But I still can't make Darkness of Dimensions yet)

THE MAUD COUPLE

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Uh... Muad is definetely not a comedian (But everyone could tell that... except for Pinkie) Pinkie should know not to sugarcoat things so much.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 8000 ---> 7800

Ugh!! Pinkie's Whining! (Whining is a character trait I hate and want my own characters to have little to nothing of) Since it's petty I'll only go for a low deduction...

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7800 ---> 7600

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Pinkie's squealing and over-excitement again. That's what I find most annoying about her, and dub her "Has batter for a brain"

-500

LIFE POINTS: 7600 ---> 7100

"I wasn't going to tell her WHY."

*Headdesk* like I said "Batter for a brain"

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7100 ---> 6900

*Sighs* Pinkie refuses to LISTEN... as usual, (As if she hadn't given me enough headaches already)

-200

LIFE POINTS: 6900 ---> 6700

Hmm... so they DO say "Boyfriend/Gifriend" rather than "Coltfriend/Marefriend" but then again, this is the very first time it's actually been said in the pony's world (Equestria Girls doesn't really count)

-No damage

Mud Briar... Hmmmmmm... He's as weird as Maud. Like that he's not so bubbly and excitable like Pinkie, but just like Maud and having inanimate object as a pet... and the way he behaves... a little weird.

Huh! And what what do you, I just reached the art where Pinkie AGREED with me. In that case...

-No Damage

*Sighs* And again, Pinkie is in denial about Maud's behavior and character.

-500

LIFE POINTS: 6700 ---> 6200

So Pinkie thinks she knows Maud better than anyone else huh? And the way she's behaving is how people bitch at me thinking THAT is how my Starfleet ponies behave when it comes to the SUPERIOR factor (they don't)

-No Damage.

When Pinkie runs off and cries like that, Can't say I like it too much... also... SHE WASN'T LISTENING AGAIN, "Maud never said she didn't need you."

BATTER FOR A BRAIN!

-500

LIFE POINTS: 6700 ---> 5700

I love seeing Pinkie having that hallucination of the others being backwards, and she's torturing herself so I don't have to...hehehehe.

-No Damage

Hmm... teaching about INNER BEAUTY... A very good lesson.

-No Damage

FINAL SCORE: 5700 (Scored better than last weeks eps.

Half and Half... Not good, but not too too bad either.

I'm starting to think by this point I can dub Pinkie as THE MOST ANNOYING of the Mane six. (Rarity is "THE WORST") don't know about the rest yet