Feb
10th
2018
The sequel to the sequel that few have dared ask for · 6:08am Feb 10th, 2018
So, anypony remember Fruit Salad, where Rainbow Dash decides to go above and beyond the normal assortment of fruits and veggies in order to receive maximum pleasure? Well, that got a sequel a while ago, in That's not what spooning means, where Rainbow Dash greatly misinterprets what spooning is, and then proceeds to do lewd things with spoons for the rest of the night.
Worry not, fellow strange humor lovers, for this sequel has just received its own sequel! In A Fishy Situation, Rainbow Dash misreads "fisting" as "fishing," and then tries to figure out what kind of fish she should use to properly satisfy herself.
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May I suggest another item of use?
4793585
So long as it's amusing, certainly! I'm open to suggestions!
>not a story about her actually fishing
you've failed me
4793614
I've failed no one! It's rated how it is for a reason!
4793618
actual fishing is totally something that could be rated that way
4793619
Either you're mistaken, or I've been missing something while staring at the water and wishing I could throw all the bait into it and then reach in and scoop up a fish.
4793620
Hooks are graphic to fish yo
Think of the 🐟
4793621
Did you somehow miss the sex and fetish tags, and fail to read the description then?
4793622
Wait I get the sex tag but since when are fish...
Hmm
Gonna let that one be
4793623
"In an epic bout of misreading Sunset Shimmer's handwriting, Rainbow Dash attempts to find out what "fisting" means. Clearly, it must have been a typo of "fishing!" But how did her human counterpart fit a fish up there, and how can Rainbow outdo her?"
Which part of this is unclear?
4793625
How are fish a fetish??? That's what.
4793627
Fish are not a fetish. Live insertion is, and it's implied not only in the story but also in that description right there.
4793628
TIL
I have never known that I have wanted something so badly until I finally had it.