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Punk Rock Prom Queen · 3.7k words · 1,039 30 · 15k views

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Feb

1st

2018

Double the Bacon, Double the Fun. · 6:50pm Feb 1st, 2018

Wow, so I wrote this stupid thing yesterday to try my hand at writing comedy. I honestly did not expect it to be liked so much. It’s littered with mistakes, there’s tons of build up with a very little payoff, and well frankly it’s kinda stupid.

But hey you guys like it and a lot of you are asking for more so guess what? Ask and you shall receive. Suncest is getting a sequel. Expect it next week.

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Voldine #1 · Feb 1st, 2018 · · ·

If you do decide to continue this in either sequel or new chapter form, I would like to humbly suggest the following chapter title to continue the joke: Bacon-Ate-Her (Baconator, from Wendy's)

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