Victory Slurpees · 11:59pm May 12th, 2020

"*SLUUUURRRRPPP* Hey guys what'd I miss?"
The group of shellshocked teenagers tore their gaze from a still-smoldering Sunset Shimmer (thankfully now returned to human form) to stare at the new arrival. Multiple sets of eyes widened in surprise before teary up in joy at seeing that the diminutive Agent was alive and well after all.
Rainbow Dash made several incomprehensible sputtering noises before finally forcing out, "How are you still alive?!! Sunset vaporized you!"
Agent Cozy Glow shrugged before taking another obnoxious slurp from the 24/7 brand Mega Sip cup in her hands. "I got better."
"You got vaporized?" Tempest questioned with a raised eyebrow.
Cozy sucked a breath in threw her teeth with a wince. "Yeeeaah it turns out my A.T Feild doesn't do shit for dick against whatever juju Shimmy there was tossing around."
"Fiendfyre," Sunset wheezed from her prone position on the ground. "It's supposed to destroy divine entities...of course I was aiming for the Princess...I-I didn't mean to...I MURDERED A CHILD SWEET FAUST I'M A MONSTER!"
The assembled group shifted uncomfortably as they watched the former tyrant of Canterlot High writhe on the ground in anguish over her actions. She was also ugly crying, which no one ever wants to watch regardless of how much of a cunt they used to be. With a sigh, Cozy marched up to the sobbing girl and much to everyone's shock (except for Tempest) drew her right leg back before punting Sunset in the ribs.
"I'm Thirty Five you jerk!" She shouted. "I have proportional Dwarfism!"
"Oh," Sunset hiccupped. "But I still killed you and I tried to kill the Princess and the other girls-
"Give it a rest would you?" Cozy cut her off before she could start wailing again. "They're fine, I'm fine, everyone is fine. So you blew me up, I popped back up in like a minute anyway s'not like death really sticks with me, you know being a Nephilim and all."
Tempest frowned and crossed her arms. "So you've been resurrected basically this whole time?"
"Yep," Agent Glow responded to her partner before taking another obnoxious slurp of her frozen treat. Tempest's raised eyebrow went higher.
"So where have you been then?"
"Getting Victory Slurpees, Duh." She shook both her drink and another that had appeared in her other hand seemingly out of nowhere for emphasis. Tempest sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.
"Did you not think I could have used your help containing all of this?" She gestured to the general destruction all around them. Sunset continued whimpering on the ground.
Cozy shrugged, "As I said earlier, my A.T Field wasn't very good at stopping her magic so I decided to get us celebratory drinks instead of getting in your way."
Tempest continued to look unimpressed. Sunset continued to blubber uncontrollably on the ground.
"I got you Razzleberry," Cozy sang shaking the cup in an enticing manner. Tempest tried to keep the small smile that appeared on her face from growing but failed as she took the proffered drink from her partner.
"Thanks, Cozy, you're the best."
"Heh, I know."
Princess Twilight watched this interaction with a complete lack of understanding of what was going on.
"I-I am so very very confused right now," she finally managed to sigh. She felt a hand come to rest on her right shoulder and she turned to see Applejack giving her a sympathetic look.
"We all are Sugarcube, we all are."