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Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

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  • 95 weeks
    You were the Chosen One!

    Alas, it was not so.

    So as many of you may have surmised, I have violently but silently passed away.

    That is to say I am dead.

    Not in the literal sense, but possibly in the literary sense.

    To make things short, I had a bit of a breakdown, a couple of other mundane life-things and a lack of time to even consider writing.

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  • 162 weeks
    Microstory X - Awkward Twilight

    It happened at a bookstore.

    "Hello," said the clerk.

    "Morning," Twilight mumbled back.

    The clerk returned a strained smile back and then went back to work.

    Twilight then realised in her half-tired state that it wasn't morning, it was the evening, the store was closed and it wasn't a bookstore, and the clerk wasn't there and she had been talking to a cardboard sign all this time.

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  • 162 weeks
    Microstory IX - The Existence

    Before Twilight could say anything, Pinkie held up her hoof.

    "Twilight, stop, before you say anything. I have to say something!"

    Silence followed.

    "What were you going to say?"

    "...I forgot."

    "Pinkie... what are you doing on my doorstep?"

    "Twilight, you have to help me with my application!"

    "What's this?" She held the documents up. "These look like job... rejections?"

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  • 192 weeks
    Micro Story VIII - The Rock

    It started with a slight clicking sound.

    Like the fingernails tapping on a tabletop.

    Click. Click. Click.

    There it sat on her desk.

    The rock.

    Eyes fixated on the inanimate object, Twilight examined it with such rigour.

    But it stood still.

    Yet still was that sound.

    Click. Click. Click.

    Then a different sound.


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  • 207 weeks
    Micro Story VII

    Twilight glanced out the windows at the dim backdrop of stars.

    Night time, she thought, and lazily went back to reading.

    Then she returned back to the window.

    No wait, that's space!

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Micro Story III · 4:22am Jan 14th, 2018

Shining Armor was about done cleaning his room when there was a knock on the door.

Twilight was on the other side.

She had tears in her eyes.

"Twily!" he said in shock. "What happened?!"

"It's school!"

Shining Armor was immediately in panic-mode. His sister just recently enrolled and it was her first day. Anything could have happened!

"Oh no, did you hurt yourself? Was it bullies? Tell me!"

"No... I..."

Shining leaned forward.


"What is it, Twilight, you can tell me!"

"I didn't get homework!"

Shining stared at his sister and sighed.

"You want to read a book?"

Immediately she brightened. "Yeah!"

Fridge-armour is the best armour.


Twilight stumbled upon the human while he drawing something on the middle of the main roadway. On close inspection, it was a giant cross.

Though timid from her last encounter with the snippy human, Twilight decided to pluck up the courage to ask the burning question.

"Why are you crossing the road?"

"To get to the other side."

I'm so, so, sorry.

Comments ( 9 )

I'm so, so, sorry.

No you're not.

Oh, Twilight. Never change.

And that cross joke..... pffffffffffffffft :rainbowlaugh:

Which reminds me of another crossing the road joke:
Why did the console peasant cross the road?
To render buildings on the other side.

4773273 That's a good one, I'll remember it!

4773148 Kek kek

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