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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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  • Saturday
    Not sure how to feel about dominating the 'Spoiled Rich' tag on FimFiction...

    But hey, you gotta be good at something I guess! :pinkiehappy:

    (With one exception as you can see, but lets face it... that guy gets EVERYWHERE). :twilightsheepish:

    2 comments · 68 views
  • 14 weeks
    And The Winner Of My One-Shot Prize is... (drum roll please)

    ...None other than ZanyZapper ! I'm sure they'll be deliriously happy... when they finally come back online. :ajsmug:

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    1 comments · 128 views
  • 14 weeks
    Do you want a one-shot written by moi? READ THIS...

    I'm pretty bored right so I've come up with an idea. The next 10 people who already follow me can come up with an idea for a one-shot, and I'll choose the one which I think is the most interesting and write it. I won't tell the winner who it is... they'll only know when their story is published! :pinkiehappy:

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    26 comments · 256 views
  • 23 weeks
    Has anyone else noticed…

    …You can longer see how many people are viewing your story at a time, unless I’m missing something? It’s a shame, it was quite a useful tool to have… :fluttershysad:

    5 comments · 229 views
  • 24 weeks
    I’m curious…

    …What do you like most about writing?

    All you non-authors can just butt out; this question is just for the budding scribes out there to comment under.

    (nah, just kidding, you can hang around and read if you like, after all you’re so good at it :raritywink:

    14 comments · 193 views
Dec
25th
2017

Merry Christmas/ Happy Xmas/ Glorious Hearth's Warming/ Wonderful December 25th everyone**** · 7:00am Dec 25th, 2017

****Delete where applicable :raritywink:

Report deadpansnarker · 357 views ·
Comments ( 14 )

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas and Happy Hearth's Warming!

Merry Christmas.

Some folks call it Hearth's Warming, but I call it Christmas. Mm-Hmm.

Merry Christmas to you too.

Cheers, dude. Merry Christmas!

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4758671 Not so much a merry Christmas for me. My sister forgot to buy me anything and my mother ‘mislaid’ my presents. Hopes yours is better! 😶

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Awww. I'm sorry. That isn't great. Hope things get better for you

4758728 You can say that again. Now, because they both feel miserable we’re ALL feeling terrible. Great. :pinkiesad2:

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Ow, that really does suck. Dunno what else to say other than I'm sorry and I hope things improve but I already did that. Still, the day is not over yet. It has time to improve. Good luck.

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I could pretend it doesn’t bother me, but they’d see right through my act and feel even worse that I was faking being okay. I don’t know what to do. :pinkiesick:

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Well, it bothers you obviously and it bothers them. Mistakes happen, a lot actually. Best thing to do is accept that and try to let them ruin as little as possible. It happened, but there's a lot of fun you can have just by being together. Maybe play a game together or watch a movie. The missing presents may turn up yet. They were mislaid not fired from a party cannon. Try and have fun in spite of the mistakes that have been made. Just a suggestion from someone who has bucked up a lot. Take it as you will.

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Don't worry, be happy. You're all still breathing.
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You said "party", "cannon" and "presents". What kind of Christmas are you having, Glim-Bat-Glam?

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Well it involves a stuffed crocodile who often tries to use poor Pluto as a snowball, a little bit of time travel and a dash of shapeshifting presents trying to eat me before we fired them into the moon. How was yours?

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Pretty tame, I suppose. I've only been blown up once today and no one has shot at me all day.

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