buy me a coffee and I'll write you a thing.

It's past midnight. You get up blearily, because I summoned you into existence. And there you see me: a writer stuffing her face with popcorn, writing about nihilistic Twilight and other such nonsense.

There is a noticeable lack of coffee.

"Buy me coffee," I say, tossing a buttery piece at you. It phases right through you, because you are a ghost and probably a figment of my imagination. "And I'll write you a thing. It may not be a very good thing, but it will be a short little thing, just for you."

I sit there, staring forlornly at my laptop, before adding, "And I'll tell you what coffee I get, and something about me, for free."

Then you poof out of existence, and I go back to typing away in the darkness.

Comments

[Unfortunately Perverse]

To write a thing.
To not write a thing.

It's all up to coffee.

[Cynewulf]

I have coffee brewed locally. It is vanilla-y and cinnamon-y

[Foxhelm]

(Reads title) So what are the terms (please PM)

[Silent Whisper]

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It's... the terms are informal, and right in the post