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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
13th
2017

Friends · 4:36am Dec 13th, 2017

WORST FRIEND:
Man you're annoying, bland, and not very loyal but hey I know you better than a stranger so what's up dude-

NORMAL FRIEND:
Sure is fun doing the hobbies we share together~

GOOD FRIEND:
Sure is fun to joke around, relax, and have fun doing the hobbies we share together~!!

BEST FRIEND:
I feel REALLY ugly and cranky right now and I have nasty feelings towards this crap I hate that I feel my peers wouldn't understand!! But YOU get it! You relate to how I feel, and I love that I don't have to feel ugly around you~!

Comments ( 6 )

It's like finding a leprechaun. You could either keep him to yourself, or cut him in half to share with a buddy so you both can make a ritual sacrifice to the Potato Gods and get a lifetime supply of Beer and gold.

Friends are weird. Good, usually, but weird.

You forgot Friends With Benefits, which is like Best Friend, 'cept better.

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accurately cuts off with a 'Read More' before the best friend.

Well played, Pickle.


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What's better tho, a boy/gril/grillfriend, or a best friend with a benefit?

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