I FINALLY Found the Right Words to End the Story With! · 1:38am Oct 27th, 2017
After weeks and days and hours of thinking, I've finally come up with the beautiful words to end my story!
Behold!
“Yeah, I’d better enjoy you now, because I know what’ll happen once we get married.” Alex said, as he kissed the top of her head, and taking a moment to smell the shampoo in her hair.
“Uh... what exactly will happen?” She asked, secretly enjoying the attention he was paying to the top of her head as he continued speaking.
“Well, obviously you’ll get really fat- let yourself go.” He answered nonchalantly, silently bracing for the beating that was about to come, “You will stop worrying about your hygiene, your coat around your butt will get all matted and we’ll have to cut the hair out with scissors.”
Dash, again, frowned, and furrowed her brow as he continued.
“I’ll- of course, stay incredibly fit, and handsome.” Alex continued, his stomach starting to do backflips in anticipation of her retribution, “My body will be like a marble statue from all of my muscle. You might even start to resent me for being so hot, compared to your flabby-ness.”
“Where the heck are you going with this?” Dash asked slowly, still facing forward.
Alex laughed for a second before continuing.
“You know, I wanted to get a rise out of you, but now I’m feeling a little dumb that you didn't bite.” He replied, “I’ll just have to work on my teasing a little bit, i guess.”
“Well, you’ve got a long time to master it,” she sighed, pushing back in to him, despite being as close as she could already be.
“It doesn’t bug you when I do it, huh?” He asked, glancing down at the top of her head once again, waiting for her to answer.
“Well, I mean, I give you a tough time too.” She replied, shrugging slightly as she continued, “If you didn’t tease me, then I’d never feel comfortable doing it back. And let’s be honest, I think I'd explode from keeping ALL of your glaring flaws to myself.”
Alex gave a small chuckle, as he leaned his own head down to rest on hers, “I wish I could say the same back. But you’re kinda perfect. I always just have to make stuff up. Like you getting fat, or me being hotter than you in ANY universe. But they're all lies.”
“Oh shut up,” She rolled her eyes, refusing to let herself be flattered by the compliment, “You’re just complementing me so you can get laid tonight.”
“I am.”
fin
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(This is a joke btw, just so y'all know.)
Speaking of the story.
If and when it does end, what would you do next?
I mean, OTR, all of the offshoots, and that one EQG-based spinoff/parody are literally all you have written.
So what would you do when there is no more OTR to write?
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Well, once everything is done being written, I'll take an entire bottle of Tylenol and pound a liter of Vodka.
Then, I slip silently away in to the night, confident that my legacy in Pony Fanfiction will be remembered for at least the next 6 months.
That is the most glorious thing I have seen today.
So erm...what's the status on stuff so far? Finally finished this after going through and having stopped 2 times around Haven Station or Lament. Good story, though I'll be sad to not really have any other good story to soso "binge" read whilst waiting for Diaries of a Madman. I miss Griffin the Griffin ;-;
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The true finale is still miles off. It's gonna take a loooong while to get it finished.
I can, however, send you a link to a summary of the finale. It's 17,000 words, and would wrap things up for you. I'd also appreciate your input on it.
Feel free to decline, I know lots of people don't like spoilers. But the offer is there.
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I honestly wouldn't really mind. I could also probably look over it for and flawed writing ( grammar and such). I'm also content with waiting though. Anyway, have a good one, I'm gonna go back to rereading griffin the griffin for the 3rd time.
Ciao
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Do they u know when you ll have the final e of the story uploaded?
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It's still a long way off. :(
I can offer you a somewhat detailed 18,000 word summary of the finale, however.
If you PM me, I can give you a link.
I'd say this is the true ending XD