Spring Broke was released · 3:54am Oct 7th, 2017
Also, this paragraph somehow wrote itself. I don't know how these things happen. It is entirely too silly.
The Dales Delta train station wasn’t actually in Dales Delta. It existed outside of town, far outside of town, because one simply did not lay track in the middle of a marshy delta. Oh, one had laid track through a marshy delta, but that track had sank into the silt and the muck. The pony responsible for that debacle was very nearly fired—which is to say that he was almost shot out of a cannon and into the ocean by angry townsfolk, an act specifically warned against by the Party Cannon Mark VII, stating that live equine ammunition was not recommended by the manufacturer.
It was a sign of serendipitous fortune that ponies were inherently good: they left mattress tags alone and obeyed strongly worded warning labels. Most of the time. Here in Dales Delta, not looking both ways before one crossed the street could get one recorded on the public docket as an anarchist, a sad state of affairs indeed, but not quite as bad as a ‘track sinker.’
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Ponies are Japanese. Got it.