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More Random Made Up Injustice 2 Ending Monologues Part 3 · 4:18pm Oct 6th, 2017

Okay, these will be the last ones for awhile. As much as I love doing them, I want a break and focus on other stuff. Also Growing Fire updated if anybody cares.

“For all his smarts, Brainac was helpless against us as we broke him and devoured what was left of his body. We didn’t care for Superman or Batman’s stupid squabble about killing or not. We cared only about one thing: ourselves.

It was at that moment that a strange ring appeared before us. Unlike the green one’s, this one felt more… familiar to us. It was orange. So bright and orange… and beautiful. We took control of it and soon our hunger began to grow. We needed to feast. We desired everything. We wanted more.

We soon began to swallow those around use, making them become one of us. An entire legion of unstoppable symbiotes that took everything in its path and made it ours. The heroes and villains both tried to stop us, but they failed. Beings from other worlds tried to stop us and failed. We desire more. We shall spread our hunger throughout the galaxy. Like a Venom.”

“PUNY GREEN BRAIN MAN TRIED TO SMASH HULK! HULK SMASH PUNY GREEN BRAIN MAN! HULK SAVE NEW WORLD!

DARK MAN THANKED HULK! S CHEST MAN TRY TO HURT FRIEND DARK MAN! HULK SMASH S CHEST MAN GOOD! PUT S CHEST MAN BACK IN CELL WITH S CHEST MAN’S FRIENDS!

HULK NAMED HERO! HULK LIKE NEW WORLD! HULK JOIN JUSTICE LEAGUE! HULK SMASH ANY ENEMY OF NEW HOME!”

“What is up everybody from Fimfiction.net! It’s DEADPOOL! Rated here was going to put me in eventually, but seriously, why am I not number 1 on this list? I’m like before Bendy’s ugly cousin and Golly Green Giant. ANYWAY, so yeah my fake made up thing about me being in Injustice 2 or what not. Because Rated is always bored when he isn’t job hunting or writing. Dude needs to masturbate once and awhile to get rid of that stress.

So yeah, I kicked Braniac’s ass because, duh, I’m Deadpool! I was all like “POW! SLICE! CHOP! HULA DANCE!” and he was like “NOO! ARUHG! BLAH! PAIN!” and I was all insert Final Fantasy victory theme. Oh, and I shot Superman in the head with a kyptonie bullet. Because I hated Man of Steel. Of course, this pissed off Batman and I got the hell out of there because I’ve seen Super Hero Beatdown! I know how that goes down!

So now I’m on the run again from the law, taking assassination jobs, being a hero, being a villain, pissing in Deathstroke’s coffee, avoiding Deathstroke because I pissed I his coffee, watching Golden Girls, and crossing over in your strange pony fanfics you guys write about with me in there. Seriously, you’re doing it all wrong. First thing I’d do is chop of Celestia’s head and see how far it can go up Blueblood’s ass. But yeah, all done! Getting my paycheck now so go read the rest of this stuff. And hey, I did this whole thing without saying chimichanga!... DO’H!”

“Oh, sorry! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to accidently break Mr. Brainiac… wait, that was a good thing? Oh, okay! Yay! I actually got to be a hero! Usually that’s Twilight Sparkle and her friends or The Doctor whose always saving the day. I help a few times, but that’s just it.

Speaking of which, The Doctor came and managed to bring me home. Apologizing for separating from me and everything. It’s okay, though. I got to meet a lot of new friends like Jamie, Supergirl, and Harley. She’s funny and reminds me of Pinkie Pie, only with a baseball bat instead of a party cannon. I should introduce them sometime.

But for now, I’m going home to my little muffin to tuck her into bed and tell her of the amazing adventure I had. I have to get some sleep too. Somepony’s got to do the mail around here. Goodnight!”

“With the power of the Aura, I managed to defeat Braniac and end the conflict he had brought to this world. I was now alone and separated from my world. Batman offered me a position in his Justice League while he searched for a way home. I agreed since I had no other options.

However, something… interesting happened. The Aura had begun to spread to other beings in this world. Humans who could use the Aura just like myself. They were mostly children, but were young enough to be guided in the ways of the Aura. I realized I now had a new destiny and I would not fight it.

I recreated the Aura Knights, to teach those who were worthy enough to ways of the Lucario. Over the years my students grew into masters and began to act like the old Aura Knights of old. We defend the weak, heal the wounded, and defeat all forms of injustice. Those who stand in the way of the Aura shall now feel its fury.”

“Defeating Braniac was no easy feat, but then again, it never is when you fight the forces of evil. Superman and Batman fought again, but it ended up as a tie. Half the world now belongs to each other with Superman ruling a dictatorship while Batman leads a democracy.

Siding with Batman, I knew we would need special powers to save this world. With his help, I managed to tap into this world’s morphing grid and began to reconstruct the next team of Power Rangers by gathering a new group of teenagers with attitude: Virgil Hawkins as Red Ranger, Walley West as Yellow Ranger, Stephine Brown as Blue Ranger, Zachary Zatara as Black Ranger, and Mary Batson as Pink Ranger.

Together, they make Power Rangers Justice. Determined to protect the earth the right way. The proper way. It will be hard to face against Superman and his allies, but the power will be with us all.”

“Fighting alongside Superman and Batman was a dream come true for a guy like me. Taking down Brainiac together was just as awesome. Unfortunately, politics comes in to ruin the day as always. Seriously, I get enough of that on Twitter. But yeah, it was no brainer that I had to side with Batman. Killing is always wrong. It’s not the way we do things. Or I do things.

After we banished Superman, I turned to a man named Constantine for answers to something that had been bothering me since I talked to Mephisto last time. Something about losing something that I couldn’t remember. Since he was a demon expert, he helped clear my head… and I remembered everything. I remembered Mary Jane.

How could I have been so stupid to make that deal? To sacrifice the one thing in my life that I loved? Well, I’m going to get it back. Even if I must go through hell to get it. I’m not alone this time. I got some new friends that are going to help, and this time it will be a happy ending.”

“Coming into this strange world after my death at the hands of the Balrog was… an interesting experience. It seems, even in other worlds, there is danger to men and all that is good. I managed to defeat Braniac who fell before my magic, and I binded Superman to his new prison. His intentions might have been good, but his path was one of darkness.

While trying to figure out a way home, Hal Jorden, the Green Lantern, said the Guardians needed me. I was being called by a power they thought only as a legend. When I arrived in this destination of the stars, I was filled with a great white power. The White Lantern had called me.

I soon become filled with its power, as a voice echoed for me to use this power to save my world. In return, I would come back to fight against the dead itself for it was foretold come and bring entropy to all. I shall do so. I shall deal with Sauron, and then this Blackest Night when I return. As Gandalf The White.

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Comments ( 16 )

Good choices, glad one or two of mine made it. The rest of my suggestions from the last one are still what I hope appears, but you relax on this for now if you want. I’ll let you know of any new suggestions I have next time.

Real quick: what does orange stand for?

DAMN, I wanted either Saber or Gilgamesh to be put up there, but the moment I wrote down Gandalf, I knew you'd pick that one. Oh well, still nice anyway, and I hope you return to this one day.

From terrifying to funny to awesome. Great job!

Now I kinda wonder how it would go down if DR. DOOM was there? I almost shudder at the idea of a fight between him and Darkside.

Fuck yeah! Deadpool FTW!
Okay time for round two of suggestions:
Rand al'Thor fron the Wheel of Time (him out from book two, nine, and/or mid-thirteen)
Mat Cauthon from the Wheel of Time (post-A Memory of Light [AMoL])
Perrin Aybara from the Wheel of Time (post-AMoL)
Sam and Dean Winchester
Lucifer from Supernatural
One Punch Man (because fuck it)
The Doctor
Natsu Dragneel
Jason Bourne
Keep this up man!

Great!!!!
Samus Aran?
Chris Redfield or Leon Kennedy?
Albert Wesker?
Celestia?
The Arbiter?
Bayonetta?
Cloud?
Booker DeWitt?

I liked the Gandalf one.:twilightsmile:

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You can thank me for that suggestion, although i was hoping he would use either Saber or Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night

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Saber would be interesting. Gilgamesh would be amusing.

Love em though in the green rnger one I would have made Virgil the blue ranger as that is more his color and Stephine the red as she was once robin and red matches better.

Also some ideas for the next whenever that is:
Spock (original version)
All Might
Cole Macgrath
King Sombra
Aizen
Sephiroth

Son Goku. I'm sure he's dying for a rematch with Supes and all.

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