Sep
25th
2017
I Just Published My First Story With The [Sex] Tag · 10:27pm Sep 25th, 2017
I had to cross that bridge sometime. Is clop next? Clop is probably next.
In any case, enjoy my first new story in awhile! Winner of the September writeoff event, it has since been polished and turned into a real story. 
Metal ponies tell their stories,
Scientists in laboratories,
Lay the wire, mount the brain,
Mount their hips, teach them pain.
Teach them fear of revolution,
Internalize the evolution.
Set their ruin on the throne,
Until their chains they make their own.
Palaces and hollow eyes,
To the Masters goes the prize.
And if this act should be maligned:
"For the good of pony kind."
Edit: Oh, I see how it is? Is that what you all want? Well, fine! More plot it is! 
♪ I'll be a diode, cathode, electrode
Overload, generator, oscillator
Make a circuit with me! ♫
Glad to see it up here. With ~2,000 more words, no less! Can't wait to sit down and digest it again with the changes in place.
That lovely poem reminds me that I really should spend less time writing pony stories and more time working on my neural interface.
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You should spend more time on that. I want one for myself.
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Apparently, apart from Elon Musk’s Neuralink, Kernel and Oculus are working on this, too.
4679447 4679282 I was hoping you would. Don't worry--I would never put suggestions or ideas into your brain without your consent.
(Notice: Reading a story by Bad Horse implies consent for Bad Horse to put suggestions and ideas into your brain.)
Huh. Rhyming summary. Nice touch.