Soooo... · 1:14am Aug 22nd, 2017
I've got some good news, some bad news, and some other news.
The good news: You can read this, which means you're still alive.
The bad news: You're still alive. I'm so sorry you had to find out like this.
The other news: I've had very little free time recently, and I'll have even less now that the Fall semester has started. I originally planned to have a new chapter out every 1-2 weeks, but it doesn't look like I'm gonna be able to accomplish that. Expect very erratic updates for the foreseeable future.
Me: i want to wrote ponk stori
Life: lol no faget
Me: 
Tangentially related funny story: I started writing the next "You're Getting Better" chapter immediately after posting the previous one. I got 157 words down before my brain said 'fuck you' and died. Two weeks later, I found some time to sit down and write again. I spent a good hour just staring at the screen. I finally started hitting keys, and when I finished, I had a very solid 47 words.
It took me over an hour just to delete 110 words.
triple hoers tax plz forgib 
First pic: aww
Second pic: creapy
Third pic: daaaw! Adorabibl and yummy strawberry. Don't eat those big leaves! They contain organic cyanide compounds!
Forth pic: What quackery is this? 🤣
I know the feeling, my friend.
=c
4644259
Turn that frown upside down!
כ=
...wait, shit.
4644306
uhh
..
^
Wait shit I fucked it up
Well, fuck, wasn’t there any way you could soften the blow?
4644379
On the bright side, being alive means there's a 100% chance that you're going to die.
Hey lad, don't worry. Take the priorities of your life, I know I am. If if all else fails, there's coffee and beer. In fact, have a few pints of me.
soglos.com/showimage.ashx?name=admin%2F11+sport+outdoor%2Fsport_30fascinatingfactsyoudidn%E2%80%99tknowaboutcheltenhamfestival.jpg&size=carousel
Cheers Lad!
4645528
L00d