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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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Feb
5th
2012

100 followers apparently! · 10:44am Feb 5th, 2012

or 109 at the time of writing. Ya'll're insane, by the way. I guess I am too so it balances out.

Anyway I guess I should say thanks and stuff. I know artists usually draw a picture or something, but if I did that then people would probably die and then nobody would like me, and I'd probably be in jail. That'd be sad. So I got you a cake - it's a sponge cake, about average size, covered in sticky chocolate that drips down the sides. There's a layer of cream and jam inside of it, and the sponge crumbles just right when you take a slice - and look, there's enough for everyone! Just be careful not to cut into the candles - there's 109 of them, one for each of you - because this place looks pretty flammable.

So, grab a slice of cake and go do whatever it is you people do when you're not reading bad pony smut.

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knighty
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I do like the smut.

TAW

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You are too fast at replying. Please come back later so you don't reply before I've even viewed my own blog post.

An average sized cake cut into 109 pieces.. it'd better be magic =/

Thanks for the cake TAW. Love you work. Keep it up man!

No picture? No problem!
Looking forward to the story you'll write for just such an occasion! :raritywink:

And when we aren't reading bad pony smut, we're reading your genius writing.

:yay:CAKE!

Your Pony smut always makes us viewers happy....

One of these days, I shall do a super duper live reading of one of your stories. I can't promise that it will be good, but Imma do it anyway because that's how much I love you.

Roughly one month and you hit the 200th follower... holy moly...

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