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Fattymagee1


Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

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Oct
9th
2012

200 followers...why · 12:15am Oct 9th, 2012

Why...................................... do you follow me.




I suck at writing.......................................................


It's funny. A year ago, I would never ever have thought that I'd be writing pony stories, and actually be kinda successful. I always hated writing and anything of that sort. A year ago I spent all my time watching ESPN, as well as doing or playing anything sports related (especially football and baseball, in which I played on my high school varsity teams).

Now... this.

Wow.


Anyways, thank you all for being insane enough to watch me. I actually do really appreciate it.

You are all wonderful (is that what I'm supposed to say?)

Lol I'm gonna go watch the MLB playoffs now. For those of you who know what I'm talking about, GO ORIOLES!

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Comments ( 52 )
zel

A year ago, I would never ever have thought that I'd be writing pony stories,

Just like me!
But I still do not write anything :rainbowlaugh:

I suck at writing. Im about to start trying to write fanfiction, but I have barely any time to devote to it. Oh well. I'll make time. I just want to say: you earned all 200+ followers, ane you will gain even more! Keep writing!:yay:

410971 Definitely. :facehoof::facehoof::facehoof: Did you read my new fic?

You are writing for a underused paring, that by itself brings in readers. You suck at writing? Dude you don't suck at writing.

411005 Yes I do lol. Look at my latest fic.

Just don't let it go to your head.
Or, actually, do let it go to your head. Then crash and burn in hilarious fashion. I need the amusement.
Congrats on Featured Box, btw.

410962
You will write. I will harass and bother and nag and create stupid incentives until you do it.

411001 No i haven't got around to yet.

zel

411012 Well... I might attempt to write something....
Serious or troll?

411012 Thanks Fiddles, definitely appreciate it coming from you. :moustache:

411009
Judging by the title and the comedy tag...I won't take it seriously

411036 You're not supposed to lol. It's stupid as hell. :raritywink:

up until last march i had never even heard of mlp fim now so i know how you feel. :unsuresweetie::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

411065 Lol I actually just noticed my fic is the number one feature fic.... kewl I guess. I type this whilst watching baseball at the same time, so I'm not really paying all that much attention.

Every like 5 minutes I sign back in though I have like 40 notifications lol.

411067 Last march I was an incredibly obscure-nobody presence on this site... I had no fics or anything, nobody knew who I was, I was only here to read. Look where I am now lol. :rainbowlaugh:

411021
I do not care. Seeing profiles with no stories on them makes me sad.

411028
Am I the only one who is baffled by the smilies on this site? Does Spike with a mustache represent sarcasm? Sincerity? Oral sex? Iloveportalz0r?
I'm about to spiral into an existential crisis, and it will be about a mustachioed dragon.

411032 Haha that definitely makes two of us. We both think our writing sucks, but everyone else seems to thinks we're alright, and we both have over 200 followers... Go figure... :rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:

411107 Probably a little bit of all of those. Yeah, I don't know why I use them, many of them do seem quite illogical or multi-interpretive.

Definitely wasn't sarcastic though there, I really do appreciate your praise.

411261 Probs. You're basically me. It's almost kind of creepy, you're seriously like my clone.

just do what you love most while you can...

411994 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL DEFEAT HIM!!!

411996 how can you defeat someone stronger than you?smarter than you?faster than you?more skilled than you?and most importantly how can you ever even make an scrape on body armor-v.1???

412034 By being featured!

412037The emperor:skilled in computer hacking and server jamming.body armor-v.1:hacks any defense system immedietly and causes an minor electric explosion.you are an lucky person because i havent completed it yet.i also enjoy reading your funny comments and replys.

Fattymagee1, you can't think like that when writing a fic! You are very skilled, but things like that can damage your writing.

When writing, make it feel like you are writing the best thing in the world and after, make it feel like total garbage when proof-reading it. Then, once that is finished, make it feel like an achievement to be proud of so then you can use it as a boost when writing another story.

412045
I want one of those

412074 Lol I don't even like writing, I'm an athlete. Did you read the blog post? lol I suck at everything that has anything to do with art/creativity.

Whenever I write, I always feel like it's the crappiest crap in the world I'm writing, and a chore. I only do it because I'm really bored and have nothing better to do most of the time.

And once I submit it, I always expect like 100 thumbs down and no thumbs up, and a visit from the Train Wreck Explorers.

Go negativity! It seems to work well for me apparently somehow. Even though I think my stories are garbage, I guess most other people don't for some reason. Go figure.


And seriously, I'm not skilled. Anyone could write what I write. I'm nothing special. I honestly think I would probably do worse if I had a positive attitude, because then I'd actually have an emotional attachment to my writing, thus actually care if it gets a bad (or good) response, which would probably lead to decreased quality of writing.


Thanks though.

Yes..... TheMLB
GO TIGERS/ cubs/ whoevers winning when tthe tigerrs/ cubss aren't playing! *fluttershy voice* whoo, tigers/cubs, you rock. Whoo hoo

412074Well you definitely will have one if you join my imperial guard.
requirements:
skilled in an fighting style(karate,judo,jiu jitsu,ai-kido,etc.)
IQ higher than 115
loyalty of rainbow dash value

412292

1) I know the secret art of Kung-Fu Panda. Only the most bravest of warriors have ever dared this art!

2) I take the knowledge off the souls I consume in battle.

3) And she's my favourite character.

I am ready, Master!!!

412232 As a Chicago native and a huge White Sox fan (my grandfather played in the white sox minor-league system), those are the two teams I hate the most. The cubs fans are just annoying as hell, and I hate the Tigers because they beat the whitesox to a play-off spot at the very end of the season this year :facehoof:.

So, what I'm trying to say is, you suck. :raritywink:

I'm rooting for the Orioles, because why not. They haven't been in the playoffs in a long time, and they're playing the Yankees, whom I also hate.

412812 I lived by Chicago for my whole life up until a couple years ago when my mom moved to Detroit
So yeah

412804You have succesfully passed the test minion.await further orders in 10-20 years.

414579

And I am deadly.

414638are you sure kung fu panda is an art of war?because according to human anatomy,there is no way you could trigger an explosion by breaking someones thumb.

416029I do not know anything about such an power and i know almost every fighting art.

416423Please,do not lie to me or you will regret your deeds on great scale.

416449

One does not simply question the powers of the-

My friend is telling me I should stop watching so much Anime. One Piece to be precise.

*sigh*

416636MrFaceless are you making fun of me or do you really have schizophrenia?

417677

Schizophrenia? Rather harsh if you ask me. I share this account with my good friend Bait. He's the griffin in the profile picture.

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