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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 49 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 59 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 89 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 89 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 112 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
16th
2017

A teaser for Foalsitting Follies · 2:32am May 16th, 2017

The stillness of the night was disrupted by a fast approaching creature, and Spike knew who it was from the speed from which it was travelling. It approached in a streak, passed in a blur, and then, when it was quite some distance away, it came back in full reverse. Spike heard a sharp inhale from Pinkie Pie, and knew that the game was now ahoof.

Sly Pie paused, somehow suspended in mid-air, and the pink streak of his mane seemed to possess its own illumination in the night. He waved at both Twilight and Pinkie Pie, still somehow hanging in the air, and his usual cheeky, saucy, ne'er-do-well greeting broke the quietness of the night.

“Meep meep!”

Then, he was gone, just gone, and the wake of his passing tugged on both Pinkie Pie’s and Twilight’s mane, stretching them out to ridiculous lengths. Spike watched as all of this played out, just as he had watched this play out hundreds of times before. This was a common occurrence, this was routine, this was life in Ponyville.

“That Sly little Pie” Pinkie Pie shouted, just as Spike knew that she would do.

A second later, Maud appeared, moving with terrific speed, and she called after her son in a calm deadpan devoid of heavy breathing, “Sly Pie, you come back here, it’s bathtime and then time for bed.” Maud made no effort to slow down and say ‘hello,’ and Spike didn’t blame her. He did remember to wave though, and Maud waved back.

“Hold up, Twilight, I promise I’ll be right back!” Pinkie Pie rose up into a bipedal stance, flexed her legs, smiled at Twilight, and then took off in a pink blur after her nephew. “Sly Pie, I’m gonna get you, Sucka!” As was typical, Pinkie took off in spectacular fashion, leaving divots in the grass as she bounded away after her physics defying nephew.

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ICBM - Inter Cantertorial Bratty Menace! :rainbowlaugh:

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