A teaser for Foalsitting Follies · 2:32am May 16th, 2017
The stillness of the night was disrupted by a fast approaching creature, and Spike knew who it was from the speed from which it was travelling. It approached in a streak, passed in a blur, and then, when it was quite some distance away, it came back in full reverse. Spike heard a sharp inhale from Pinkie Pie, and knew that the game was now ahoof.
Sly Pie paused, somehow suspended in mid-air, and the pink streak of his mane seemed to possess its own illumination in the night. He waved at both Twilight and Pinkie Pie, still somehow hanging in the air, and his usual cheeky, saucy, ne'er-do-well greeting broke the quietness of the night.
“Meep meep!”
Then, he was gone, just gone, and the wake of his passing tugged on both Pinkie Pie’s and Twilight’s mane, stretching them out to ridiculous lengths. Spike watched as all of this played out, just as he had watched this play out hundreds of times before. This was a common occurrence, this was routine, this was life in Ponyville.
“That Sly little Pie” Pinkie Pie shouted, just as Spike knew that she would do.
A second later, Maud appeared, moving with terrific speed, and she called after her son in a calm deadpan devoid of heavy breathing, “Sly Pie, you come back here, it’s bathtime and then time for bed.” Maud made no effort to slow down and say ‘hello,’ and Spike didn’t blame her. He did remember to wave though, and Maud waved back.
“Hold up, Twilight, I promise I’ll be right back!” Pinkie Pie rose up into a bipedal stance, flexed her legs, smiled at Twilight, and then took off in a pink blur after her nephew. “Sly Pie, I’m gonna get you, Sucka!” As was typical, Pinkie took off in spectacular fashion, leaving divots in the grass as she bounded away after her physics defying nephew.
I'm having fun tonight. I hope you are as well.
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