• Member Since 30th Jun, 2013
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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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  • 133 weeks
    Woah!! What exactly IS Humor?!

    It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.

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  • 162 weeks
    Okay now.

    Where-

    Where are you all coming from?

    Who said what?

    My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-

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  • 167 weeks
    AF DAY

    So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.

    April Fools~

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  • 170 weeks
    And boom, gone.

    Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.

    Anyway, so ponies are cute.

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  • 172 weeks
    Howdy~!

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May
1st
2017

Got two chapters · 9:13pm May 1st, 2017

Ready to go~!

Except for the zinger at the end~!

Just can't think of that zinger!

JUST ONE MORE LINE EACH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

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Comments ( 12 )

Sounds like you need a manticore.

...wait, did you say "zinger at the end" or "stinger at the end"? :moustache:

(Yes, I know, that joke was way too eloquent and high-brow for your stories' and audience's standards)

DumbDog
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Aye wants me to pre-read?

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Give my story a little credit, it obviously has no cash.
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My computer got stolen for cartoons, so if you're free later tonight or some other day I'd appreciate it after I clean it a bit it's ugly it's SHAMEFUL- thanks dude~

I know the feeling. I end up writing something with a terrible ending line, and I either need to think about it for a while or post it and can't build on it later

DumbDog
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Shoot it to me over Discord

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Write your own stuff! Pickleless does not replace the derpy!:fluttershysad:

DumbDog
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Because if you stop writing too long youll forget how!

DumbDog
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Heh. Too late :rainbowlaugh:

DumbDog
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No worries. I am still writing. Even if I've taking a half-step back in quality. Right now it's just a matter of time for me.

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