What melee weapon would you use to message your OP Pony?

What melee weapon would you use to message your Overpowered Pony?

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[Silent Echo]

A moon light great sword
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[proclarushtaonasat]

Do Jackhammers count as melee?

[Sorden]

Assuming that we're still talking about a relaxing spa treatment and not a tactile form of communication: a chainsaw to scratch those itches or a jack-hammer for deep-tissue massages.
If those technically don't count as weapons, then a space marine's chainsword or a big daddy's drill should provide a similar result.
If those don't count because they're fictional, a good old morningstar or spiked flail will have to do.

[NoLongerSober]

I'd just send Bendy at them. I knOw he will get the job done, one way or another.

[rikusorasephiroth]

A Morning Star.

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[Corey]

I would use an Omni-Tool Blade
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[Oricalcos striker]

I would use twin scythes
(see my profile pic for what I mean)

[The Gemini Guy]

Brass knuckles should help get those obnoxious knots out of anyone's muscles.

[Rape Radbury]

A scooter.img.ifcdn.com/images/b21d695155708c33d03a6858d01f0f569183ccd9adb379fcd6dd8c4a985649b4_1.jpg

[Cascades]

The hammer of sol
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[SoldR]

The penetrator from saints row 3