But would it work on Stinkbug? · 3:35pm Apr 7th, 2017
I have so many questions.
It claims to be chemical free... so what is it made from? I mean, everything has chemicals, just look at this all natural, organic banana. It's loaded down with chemicals. (Damn you, corporate 'Murica, look what ya did! Ya ruint my 'nanner!) Is the bottle full of emptiness? If so, what is the basis for the chemical reaction that removes the stink in the first place?
Motherfuckers! LOOK! WHAT! YOU! DID! TO! MY! 'NANNER!
Ain't no wonder those things give me the shits. And by shits, I mean a hellacious case of the bubbleguts. I eat a 'nanner and I'm in dire need of some liquid cork or some butt putty. Everything is ruined. I think Doc Bottom's Aspray is lyin' to us, I bet there is chemicals in there doing the Devil's work and promoting heathen devil science. I done heard on Fox news that if you let your kids learn science, they're more likely to catch the gay, which is why I write to my congress critter every goldurn day to keep the heathen devil science out of my local schools.
And socialism, because I hear this Euro-Weenie disease is contagious too, and the last thing we want is ol' Marie Anne Martha running 'round with hairy pits and bingo wings.
Changelings is everywhere, everywhere I tells you. Why ain't nobody panicking?
I doubt the Aspray works.
There is a sign in the toilets where I work that says " it is against company policy for chemicals to be disposed of down the sink"
Got to love unbounded statements....
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Also remember that anyone who has any contact with DHMO will die. It's that dangerous.
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After getting third degree burns, DHMO was used to wash my wounds. Now I have horrible scars all over. It sucks.
Snerk!
Probably $150 processing fee.
You missed E332 - Potassium citrate, that 1 B.e.d. (Banana equivalent dose, no joke that's what it's called and is used for measuring extreme low radiation doses) is apparently good for treating kidney stones. But don't worry thinking if that you eat too many, it will give you radiation sickness. 1 chest x-ray = 70,000 bananas.(+ or - a few 100) A lethal dose is 30,000,000 (+ or - a front end loader bucket full) and has to be eaten in one day as the decay rate of E332 would negate the effect by the next day, then you'd need considerably more.
And here I was thinking I'd never get to unleash this useless trivia?
4487605 What does the company think H2O is?
Wouldn't that make it an antibacterial spray? Assuming it even works.
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FWIW, when I was in the Navy I had to get annual radiation exposure readings. As this was done in the chest area we were advised to not eat bananas for 24 hours prior to the reading.
And here people don't believe me when I say bananas are radioactive. Never mind that ever popular Fiestaware....
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We also cannot forget the only STD that is 100% fatal and will always be uncurable. No matter what, anyone who contracts it will eventually die. That disease? Life.
4487640 Old man still has his old watch from the 50's with glow in the dark increment marks and hands. Not certain but I think it is one of those that was painted in radio-luminescent paint (contains Radium 226). A little problem with the lady workers (Radium Girls) painting these watches was to point the brush tips by using their lips. They suffered bad radiation sickness and children of theirs had birth defects. Isn't industry wonderful.
Huh, I kept thinking there are a lot of smelly trailers out there filled to the brim with fat white rednecks in dire need of this product. Should we notify the local health authorities and get this rushed to those poor fat slobs in need?
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Exactly :)
Considering the office I work in is mostly engineers - the piss was ripped mightily!
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There was a similar story at the place I worked for my first job, they made aircraft cockpit instrumentation and had been on the same site since the 1920's. The people who painted the numbers on the dials there suffered the same problems. They also used to just chuck the used cleaning fluid out onto a piece of waste ground at the back of the factory, so when the site was shut down in the 1990's, it was determined to be radioactively contaminated and about a foot of topsoil had to be removed before the land could be used for other purposes.