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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 63 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 116 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Apr
5th
2017

The earth pony science wing · 6:03am Apr 5th, 2017

Vinyl’s curiousity was rewarded when she found an overturned stone block, and she flipped it over. Beneath it was an ancient brass plate, and on the plate was beautiful, flowing script that she couldn’t read. The others stopped talking, came over, and began to examine the sign with Vinyl, who had put on the artifact spectacles.

Much to his surprise, Tarnish was able to make out some of the text, which wasn’t too different than what he read in his books about botany. Peering down, he craned his neck to see over Vinyl, and was able to make out a few words. Not only that, he was surprised by how much he had learned, as well as how useful it might be.

Equus ferus caballus.

Vinyl slipped the glasses over his eyes, and everything shifted into focus. Excited, a little nervous, Tarnish began to read aloud. “Earth Pony Adaptation Wing: Advanced Earth Pony Sciences. Earth ponies, stone ponies, crystalloid ponies, and metalloid ponies. Thaumaturgical geoweapon warfare adaptation labs and peacetime application studies. Biological imperative adaptation labs. Please follow directory listings.”

Glancing at the ruined map, Tarnish realised that he would be unable to follow the directory listings, and he let heave a massive sigh of disappointment, regretting that nothing was ever simple.

Curiouser and curiouser.

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Comments ( 7 )

Rock-based nuclear weapon.

Metalloid ponies you say? Oh the possibilities.
Now the question is are they simply robots, or a type of earth pony we haven't seen?

earth ponies are the best though. cause all those materials listed fall under just earth :P

i am guessing either ponies rew created in this mythos or were just studied

...Domestic horses?

Interesting.

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Earth ponies are the base model. Plain, but sturdy.

These unreadable listings and the map, is it because they are damaged beyond being legible?

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