You've been trolled, you've been trolled · 5:40pm Mar 27th, 2017
“You disgusting public toilet troll!” Limey screamed as Shēdo rolled away from the giant troll’s club. “You’re a nancy little self-fondling beta male! Shēdo has a stronger piss stream than you do, you self-sounding, urethra-fingering mutant!”
The troll, having been trolled by the Master, roared in fury and the trees all around trembled from the force of the sound. Shēdo felt her toes dig into soft, rich soil, and she sprung away once more, not wanting to be smashed by the berserk troll that Limey had driven into a frenzy. It howled in rage and swung its ripped up sapling club, trying to flatten the much smaller diamond dog that kept leaping around at its feet.
“You malodorous toilet stall shit-scribbler!”
Enraged, the troll threw down what was left of its club and began stomping his rooted feet, trying to smoosh Shēdo. She took a chance and hacked at one rooted, gnarled foot, and Limey almost got stuck in the dense, wood-like extremity that was bleeding, gushing out sap. Shēdo was forced to jerk Limey free and she retreated, wary of the trolls massive hands trying to slap her.
“Your father felched his own wax dart out of your mother’s vile cleft, then vomited into your mother’s scab-encrusted, disease-riddled ass, and that’s how you were born!”
At this point, the troll was sobbing with outrage, but Shēdo felt no pity for it. When the troll took a swing at her, she countered by lopping a few fingers off. The fingers, severed, fell to the ground, shrivelled, and turned into twigs. Meanwhile, the troll’s hand was already healing, growing more fingers, and Shēdo, though not very smart, knew she was in trouble.
The Plus Five Hecklemaster in action, ladies and gentlemen. Behold, the weapon with a keen edge!
yes, you've probably been told...
I honestly kinda feel bad for the troll now.
4473906 And you beat me to it, scoundrel!
Ah that razor wit!