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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 6 days
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    12 comments · 119 views
  • 6 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 153 views
  • 12 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 186 views
  • 25 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Mar
22nd
2017

1000 Followers · 7:25pm Mar 22nd, 2017

After two hundred and four fan fictions and many years I've finally reached the one thousand follower club.

Now, I can be all fancy and stuff. XD

Gotta drink to celebrate this!

Give a big cheer to atronosthelast for being my one thousand follower.

Report Bendy · 371 views · #1000 #one thousand #follower
Comments ( 18 )

And five years.
(But now you're in the top 300 for most followers!)

4468019

I'll never reach number one, knowing my reputation.

Congrats! I hope to, someday, get at least 100 followers... I'm so close too! I can almost taste it...

Taste like chocolate...

Wow congratulation. You can now rest your wrist on your butt mousepad!

Congratulations Bendy! You've certainly earned it.

Congratulations to you to be honest I would be happy to reach 100 followers.:pinkiecrazy::derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::yay:

Anyone else feel the urge to unfollow just to screw with bendy's mind?

I'ma do it.

4468146

Hah, very funny...

I have a strong feeling some other guy will soon replace you.


4468053

I write story about a big fat pony butt. That's will very likely get you the followers you need.


4468064

I don't think that would be very good for gaming.



4468086

I dare say I've made a fair few gums to help get here.

The wait for me to drink booze is almost over. Just need to wail until pills are out of my system.




4468105

I so want to drink something. I will soon, once these pills are out of my system.


4468110

Thanks!


4468130

Maybe you could reach 1000 followers if you write about butts.

4468160
No, butt it's great for carpal tunnel syndrome developped from writting and fapping to big pony butts.

Mfw you're now on 999 followers. Looks like someone saw an opportunity to be funny. :trollestia:

4468160 If you're at BronyCon this year, I'll buy you one on the bar trot.

4468160 yea most likely. But until then this whole thing is invalid, and you get to do this all over again.
My only hope is that when that happens someone repeats my joke.

4468193 yo, that'd be me. If you had read the comments you most likely would have known that.

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And I'd buy you one in return. If I were to go I'd have to be careful not to get too drunk. Or drunk at all for that matter.


4468509

All the Bronies love pony booty, they are lying if they say they don't.

4468160 Oh, ha, very funny... I'm not that kind of writer...

Mainly because I would suck at that kind of writing...

YAY for bendy! Your the best! :yay:

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