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Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

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  • Saturday
    My Life As An Interdimensional Insect Chapter Updates

    Hello everyone, just a heads up for everyone who is enjoying the one going story My Life As An Interdimensional Insect. The story's next two updates may not come either later or not on Wednesdays due it real life issues I'm currently dealing with.

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  • Wednesday
    My Life As An Interdimensional Insect: Chapter 8!

    Another week another Wednesday, another chapter of MLaaII for you all. Not time to really check out where this story is going, we're sure not in Ponville anymore!

    Please, check it out here if you're interested!

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  • 1 week
    My Life As An Interdimensional Insect The New Chapter 7

    Hello everyone, so here we are with the start of the real story you've all been waiting for, after the rough start and changes we're finally here with new ground after the twist its been stuck at for some time now.

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  • 1 week
    Pre-reader Call For Coming Soon!

    Hello everyone, I'm here to announce another story. Particularly a sequel I know a lot of people have been waiting for. The follow up to Love Sickness , Dream Sickness, is hot on the horizon and will be out very soon, however, after the rough start that was

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  • 3 weeks
    My Life As An Interdimensional Insect Is Back!

    A few a week or re-working this thing is back with three new chapters, completely re-written and re-worked. The new version while keeping the core story of the last one has made major changes to make it feel more like an adventure story that's not dragged back by most of the stuff that was in the other version.

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Here's The Secret.... · 7:30pm Mar 6th, 2017

Poor Flurry Heart!

Equestria's newest princess just had the talk. Now she knows where little, baby ponies come from as well as the basis of 95% of clop fics. Now she knows the secrets to mature writing success!:pinkiecrazy:

No young mind is safe from the corruption of life, the dark side takes us all! I mean, that face says it all.:trollestia:

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Comments ( 24 )

-_- never changes

4445535 It really doesn't.:pinkiecrazy:

4445543 Yeah......-_-

I have to admit I like the look on princess cadence as shinning armor mounts her. I am sure their daughter wasn't expecting to see that. :rainbowlaugh: just as I am sure she'll have nightmares for the rest of her life. :twilightsmile: :rainbowlaugh:

I think you mean "Secret" in the title.

4445559 Sexy nightmare fuel!:moustache:

You lied to me! I thought this was going to be a sexy pic :ajbemused: Then I realize how that makes me sound, and I wish I never typed this! Cadance's face is pretty much the funniest part of this comic. The way she looks both aroused and pissed off (mostly pissed off) is easily funnier than Flurry's horrified/shocked expression in my opinion!

That made me laugh, I Ann happy now, thanks!

4445587 Don't worry, the will be more sexy picks.:raritywink:

Enter Princess Skyla

Poor Flurry. Ironically, I'm the oldest in all of my family and friends and I still haven't had the talk. My remaining innocence is saved, woohoo!

4445673 Don't know whether you're luck or doomed.

4445645 Oh, dear... Things may be far worse for Flurry if that's the case.

love it! this should be a clopfic

4445673 well you see, when a man and a woman loves each other very much... HE FUCKS HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!

Well that was fun to do!

4446089 and knowing is half the battle!

4447293 it's a joke, look it up on YouTube and you'll understand!

shingings face the entire time is just like " :trollestia: hehehehehehehe"

Hahahaha! Oh, Shining Armor's face, and then Flurry Hearts face! Oh, this is hilarious!

4453082 Shining Armor is like "Oh yeah~!" And Flurry is like "Oh gawd."

4454507 And Cadence is like "Really? In front of our daughter? I'm not complaining, but really?"

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