What Applejack thinks being a princess feels like · 3:24pm Feb 12th, 2017
It sure did feel good to be a princess. Applejack sprawled out in the opulent luxury that was the bed in the Princess Suite and thought about how she could get used to this. To her right, curled up against her side, was a warm, fuzzy lump. To her left was another warm, fuzzy lump. There were also warm, scaly lumps in the bed. This made the bed extra-opulent, as it was heated, and it felt oh so good on all of her sore, achy places.
It was nice having two foals in the bed, it was a luxury that often turned against her. When Hidden Rose and Ambrosia got into the bed, well, shucks. They always started punching or wrassling one another, and Applejack couldn’t quite recall how many times she had been woken up by one of her own piledriving the other right into her stomach. It was like one was trying to force the other back into the womb, and that gave Applejack powerful nightmares, yes indeedy.
And poor Big Mac? Right square in the apples.
Pebble and Sumac understood how to sleep in a bed, and Applejack attributed this to exceptional parenting, though she didn’t quite make the connection of how this also applied to her, but in the reverse. Feeling the first few rays of sunshine, Applejack, half-awake, waited for the rooster to crow, but none did.
Well, it's true. Celestia by this point I'm sure has quite a few lumps of warm fuzziness to share a bed with.
How many, 6? 9? I think 12 and 15 is a bit much but they are still possible as well.
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15 MIGHT be pushing it as this takes place 6 years from the Princesses Marrying Gosling. To have 15 it would mean pretty much becoming pregnant again almost immediately. 12 is much more manageable.
Aw, that's adorable. She's thinks being a Princess is anything other than having a constant, unending, 24/7 panic attack over literally everyone around you.
What? It's not my fault if you aren't reading PTSSfFF.
Or you buy an electric blanket. They are not that expensive...
4419249 i did say 15 was probably way to much, but as you said, still possible.
My guess is 9 though 12 still works as well.
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...Wasn't that Twilight's normal state of being even before becoming a Princess?
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It is important to remember that the lantern exaggerates the effects it produces.
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Hm...
Nope! I'm sticking with my version of what being a Princess is like. I don't know why I think it's funnier; I think the part of my brain that feels sympathy for those in positions of authority was accidentally replaced with an additional part that thinks it's funny when bad things happen to people that don't really deserve them.
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