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SilentAuthor


10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

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  • 264 weeks
    Retirement bandwagon

    Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.

    I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.

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  • 290 weeks
    Who the buck reads blogs anyway? Probably baliwogs.

    So been a while.

    yep been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while.

    Yep yep.

    So...

    Filthy Filly Show kind of stopped. Insert real life drama, surgery, other click bait bullshit you don't really care about.

    Where's my ending to Second Time Around Silent Fuck Knuckle?

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  • 330 weeks
    FIRST EVER VIDEO BLOG ENTRY (With Drinking)

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  • 330 weeks
    When romance and porn become all too real.

    As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because

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    1 comments · 523 views
  • 331 weeks
    Drunken Ramblings of a smut writer

    So hey.

    Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

    Ugh...

    Thank you.

    I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

    Thanks.

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Dec
16th
2016

Now that I'm not high let's write!!! · 6:36pm Dec 16th, 2016

So I apparently wrote a bit when under the influence of my magical pain pills last night. Here's what I got out of it...

"Sun butt was pissing me the feck off. Why was a white horse even jealous can horses get jealous hell if I know. There was a train and some horse man thing and I bet his cock is huge and holy shit what the hell is up with horse dicks? Where do they even go when they're not out? Is there a pocket dimension full of horse pussy and cocks just floating around? Can they get pregnant if they touch in the genital dimension? Dude I don't know."

Now that I'm not bonkers however it's time to crank out a few feckin chapters and the next is where things get... serious. I know! A parody adventure story that's serious? Silent Author what the feck are you thinking? Well dear millenial reader you'll soon find out. Now if you all excuse me I have a date with a cup of Earl Gray and some biscotti.

Comments ( 5 )

I think that would have actually made for some good reading if you had continued it! LOLZ! Keep up the great work this story recived an instant favorite from me and will never be forgotten!

this is wonderful

That was the funniest thing ive read all day.
Also that should totally be expanded upon.

Byodiful

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