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[Super Trampoline]

Should I give a little bit of a red tint to the title? Vote this comment up if you think so and down if you think it should stay white.

[Twifight Sparkill]

Sounds like a hygiene issue gone terribly wrong.

Once again, dirt horses are made to suffer for the overwhelming negligence of their mythical brethren! Spreading waste and detritus about the world without any concerns of environmental damage, the earth and those ponies who tend it are left to suffer the worst!

- I feel for the plight of all farm ponies. They work so hard for us, and they get so little in return.

- Didn't you tell me the other day that the prices I charge fer mah apples are outrageous?

- DON'T TALK WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE SJW PROFOUND!

- ... uh, so you'll buy some apples now?

- Gosh no! You're a fucking rip-off!

[NotSoWickedWitch]

4277191

I'm excited for this to come! Especially with AJ, Pinks, et cerera, trying to get through this virus. Now that just sounds like series material, mate.

[NotSoWickedWitch]

4277202

Hygenic? I don't know why, but I got this kind of disease that turns ponies violent. Too much zombie movies this October for me.

"Pinkie? You okay?"

"Of course, Dashie! Why do you ask?"

"You're trying to eat Gummy…!"

"Yep-er-ooni!"

"Pinkie. That isn't a thing normal ponies do to their own pets!"

"Was I ever a normal pony, Dashie?"

[PresentPerfect]

That word is amazing.

[Cynewulf]

4277202 the earth ponies have nothing to lose but their chains! Normal horse ponies unite!

Well if they had been born proper superior unicorns they wouldn't have to worry about such things. Magic, daaaahhhhhhhling.

[Super Trampoline]

4277254 not as amazing as your review of it is gonna be! XD

(Also thank Led Zeppelin.)

[NotSoWickedWitch]

4277414

This is a single chapter thing, correct? And if it is, do you have a prediction how long it's gonna be?

[Super Trampoline]

4277659 Yes, and probably ~2000 words. I'm not exactly a prolific writer when it comes to word count, as you've probably noticed.

[NotSoWickedWitch]

4277673

Oh, okay! The idea just sounds intriguing, so I'll be looking forward to it, whenever it comes out.

[Twifight Sparkill]

4277250

"Hygenic? I don't know why, but I got this kind of disease that turns ponies violent."

I must have the same disease, eh. Well, whatever! EMBRACE THE SICKNESS! Until ponies put bullets through our brains or burn us to cinders, WE SHALL SPREAD THE PLAGUE! Yannow, like Girl Guides with cookies, except ... nothing like that! YEAH!

- Do you want a bite of gator, Dashie? Let me flip a coin!

- ... flip a coin?

- Sure! You can have either the HEAD OR TAIL! Get it? Hee hee hee!

- Um. Got any barbecue sauce?

4277279

"Well if they had been born proper superior unicorns they wouldn't have to worry about such things. Magic, daaaahhhhhhhling."

I don't ACTUALLY care about mud ponies! I just like being a part of the debate so I can YELL A LOT! WOO! LOUD WORDS!

[NotSoWickedWitch]

4277673

Halloween has past? You abandoned the Crunge?

[Super Trampoline]

4283261 I realize I couldn't adequately plan it out and do it justice within a couple days, so I wrote a story about big Mac dicking stallions instead.

[NotSoWickedWitch]

4283378

Mind if I took the idea? Credit would be given, and it's just an amazing one!

[Super Trampoline]

4283420 Go for it. Just get your own cover art