Got a joke for you all.

Two blokes meet up for the other one's birthday. Person A gives his gift to Person B. "Happy Birthday, friend', he says. Person B thanks him for the kind gift. They both have a drink of scotch and smile. "Birthdays are great, aren't they?" Person A says to Person B. "They're just like Christmas Day, if you ask me."

Person B looks at Person A and says, "Um...it IS Christmas Day, you know that right?" Person A looks at Person B in horror.

"SCREW ME! THE KIDS PRESENTS!" He yells as he snatches his friends gift away and runs off, though not before shouting back, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS!"

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Now tell it in a Scottish accent, mate

[UniqueSKD]

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Get a tissue ready.

[Shine]

[Kikio3000]

Lol!