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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 113 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jul
7th
2016

Coming soon to a store near you! · 8:13am Jul 7th, 2016

From the makers of Princess~Colas, we are proud to present, Prince Gosling pool floaties! If you love your foals, keep them safe! If you can't trust a rubber duck in the water, than who can you trust?

Also coming soon to store shelves, Goose~Cola! It's a pinch in the plot! And for the foals, Goose Juice! It's a name brand you can trust!

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Comments ( 10 )

god damn branding deals. i swear.

I'm speechless.

Goose Juice? Made from fresh squeezed geese?

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Check out the story associated with this blog post if you want this to make sense.

Thanks for the early morning laugh. So if the princesses have colas and Goose is getting one. Why does Shining not have one?

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Eh, he's getting one, don't worry. So is Blueblood. Thanks for asking about him! :derpytongue2:

You know, i seriously want to try these flavoured sodas. What flavor is the new Goose~Cola? If it's a "pinch in the plot" im worried it will be slightly repulsive.

I can only imagine Blueblood~Cola's flavor.

Goose-Cola = Lemon-Lime-Cloud (a sweet/sour flavor with just enough lightness to get you out of a funk)

Goose-Juice = Strawberry-MountainGrass (sweet and down-to-earth, fortified with Vitamin C)

Shining-Cola = White Peach-Raspberry-Wheat (A noble beverage, timeless, classic, with enough protective qualities to double as a tonic)

Blueblood-Cola = Blueberry-Elderberry (at first a duplicitious drink, you find that it's two different flavors vying for dominance. Either you love it, or you love to hate it)

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I can see Bluebloods being a combination of some kind of blue fruit and Blood orange to match his name so well.

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