Coming soon to a store near you! · 8:13am Jul 7th, 2016
From the makers of Princess~Colas, we are proud to present, Prince Gosling pool floaties! If you love your foals, keep them safe! If you can't trust a rubber duck in the water, than who can you trust?
Also coming soon to store shelves, Goose~Cola! It's a pinch in the plot! And for the foals, Goose Juice! It's a name brand you can trust!
god damn branding deals. i swear.
I'm speechless.
Goose Juice? Made from fresh squeezed geese?
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Thanks for the early morning laugh. So if the princesses have colas and Goose is getting one. Why does Shining not have one?
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Eh, he's getting one, don't worry. So is Blueblood. Thanks for asking about him!
You know, i seriously want to try these flavoured sodas. What flavor is the new Goose~Cola? If it's a "pinch in the plot" im worried it will be slightly repulsive.
I can only imagine Blueblood~Cola's flavor.
Goose-Cola = Lemon-Lime-Cloud (a sweet/sour flavor with just enough lightness to get you out of a funk)
Goose-Juice = Strawberry-MountainGrass (sweet and down-to-earth, fortified with Vitamin C)
Shining-Cola = White Peach-Raspberry-Wheat (A noble beverage, timeless, classic, with enough protective qualities to double as a tonic)
Blueblood-Cola = Blueberry-Elderberry (at first a duplicitious drink, you find that it's two different flavors vying for dominance. Either you love it, or you love to hate it)
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I can see Bluebloods being a combination of some kind of blue fruit and Blood orange to match his name so well.