When you eat pussy... · 8:34pm Sep 7th, 2012
... from a healthy woman, which bacterias you come in contact with? Apart from Lactobacillus spp, that is.
Aerobic: Haemophilus influenzae and Pseudomonas aeruginosa.
Anaerobic Optional: Corynebacterium spp, Enterococcus faecalis, Escherichia coli, Gardnerella vaginalis, Klebsiella spp, Peptostreptococcus, Staphylococcus spp, Staphylococcus aureus, Streptococcus spp and Streptococcus agalactiae (beta-hemolytic).
Anaerobic: Atopobium vaginae, Mobiluncus spp, Mobiluncus mulieris, Bacteroides spp, Bacteroides fragilis, Clostridium spp, Eggerthella spp, Leptotrichia amnionii, Megasphaera spp and Prevotella spp.
Four that are able to cause Pneumonia, one that is able to cause Infeccious Endocarditis (and other nasty stuff), a bunch of intestinal bacterias (commonly found in feces)... and this is not mentioning if the woman has some STD, making our little list larger!
Bacterias: Chlamydia trachomatis, Neisseria gonorrheae, Mycoplasma genitallium, Mycoplasma hominis, Ureaplasma urealythicum and Ureaplasma parvum.
Protozoa: Trichomonas vaginalis.
Viruses: Cytomegalovirus, a lot of simple Herpes viruses (all from the Herpesviridea family), Human Imunodeficiency Viruses one and two (HIV-1 and HIV-2), Human Papilloma Virus (HPV, especially the high risk ones {HPV-16, HPV-18, HPV-31, HPV-33, HPV-45 and HPV-58}).
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Da Fuq?
Still totally worth it.
...way to tell me this before i've ever had a decent girlfreind.
342905 Damn straight!
342911 I'm finishing up my PBLs (Problem-Based Learning; basically they are clinical cases and we have to study them by ourselves in order to discuss our findings on the next session). It's about Acute Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, forcing you to know what's in the normal vaginal flora in order to understand the physiopathology of the process.
342918 No problemo. Be like me an' Owlor: Care little.
342905
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342918
Tough between you and me, that's usually not necessery unless you want or have a reason to be on the safe side. 
Safe oral sex is very much possible, lemme introduce you to the dental dam.
342967
Considering you mentioned earlier having trouble with pneumonia, I kinda sorta drew my own conclusions...
343003 Sadly, I've been hungry for over a month now...
And whatafuck is that dental dam!?
343018
It is a square piece of latex, basically the condom of oral sex... Yeah, I've never used it, ever, but it is a thing that exists.
343003 still...
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...and there's no way around this?
Like some sort of medication...or something?
All oral sex scenes ever = ruined.
Then I realize I give negative ten fucks. Gimme dat pussy.
342967
And the moral of this?
Don't have feelings for ANYONE EVER
Well, well. That's, uh... even scarier when you actually recognize most of those genera. We got Mycoplasma, and Chlamydia, and Clostridium... well, I know what I ain't doing.
343025 Hey. Speaking of pussy-eating, guess who's going to be featured in a clopfic with derpy right here in one of my blog posts?
(Unless you want me to make it a private story... or something)
Also, Owlor isn't exactly a pony's name. If you'd like me to use a different name, you could suggest a name to your OC. If you don't, I'll use Owlor.
Hey, Owly (I'll call you Owly from now on), you're majoring in biology, right? If so, which specialization you'll pick?
(God, please don't say botany!)
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343192 I'm afraid that I forgot to link you this, Muzzy:
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(In case it doesn't work...)
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Welp.... Good ta know.
Fucks given= None.
*ahem*
I refuse to use condoms, and I shall only do what seems right, strictly in intimate moments only, no other pleasure given besides said natural positions, and to top it off, I don't date women...yet. Save that for later in life when I finally meet someone who I can actually spend time with, work with, and if it goes far enough, eventually marry. That's when I'd prefer anything to happen.
If she has an STD, that makes everything a bit iffy...
343447
*giggles something illegible and falls over*
343327
Nah, just kidding, I haven't had time to think up a good OC-name 
I guess I figured that if Trixie was an acceptable pony name, Owlor would be one too. 
But I guess Owly is as good as any.
Owloricious
... God damn it, and to think I did this a day before you posted this.
I request the highest of fives at the bad timing awards.
345528 OH, HEY HEY HEY! Someone's gettin' lucky!
Jokes aside, I'm really happy!
Now I'm off for a half-hour long walk in the middle of the night.
PS: This one's better:
[youtube=k0mcCOaea6M]
And this whole playlist is GOLD!
345631 Seen it, but never get sick of it.
Nova's pure gold, I actually prefer him to real television.
And, um, thanks.
Enjoy your walk! And be safe!
You're not supposed to actually eat it, eh? e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/lust/suggestive.gif
342967 >normal vaginal flora
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345631
THAT SKYPE CALL AT THE END made me very confused. thought it was mine.
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343327
Making clopfics of users?
Who do you think you are?
Deathtap?
363503 I have actually fallen pray to deathtrap and his death trap.
363509
You are getting sex with Carmine and Futapie.
Meanwhile, I've had 3 chapters.
1) Got fucked by Horse power in a gym.
2)Got kicked out of manehattan by MrNumbers, turned into a changeling by Chrysalis, had sex with the mane 6 in disguise. got ratted out by Wlah and deathtap and got the crap kicked out of me.
3)Nearly killed by hate, tricked into becoming a copy of Rune's dead marefriend, had his kid, then it wore off and I left. (The kid is called Morpheme).
See
So yeah.... you get it easy.
EASY I SAY.
364690 Morpheme.
Best OC ever.
365161
True fact.