Update · 1:25am Sep 4th, 2012
Alrighty, down to buisness.
First off, as of now, the chapter is currently sitting unpublished, yet completed, so I could post it anytime, but with one small problem. I sent a message to the second pre-reader over a week ago, and haven't gotten a response so I decided to send it to the third.
If you are out there (you know who you are), unless you give me a heads up as to what is gnawing on your butt, I will post the chapter within the next hour or two. If you made any edits, I'm sorry, I'm posting the chapter. The inevitable encroaching angry mob armed with torches, pitchforks, and laser guns is forcing my hand.
As for the rest of you...
I have...UPDATES!
In less than five minutes, something...will happen, I dunno what.
TEH UPDAYTEZ will be released into the interwebs.
Ensuring complete...GLOBAL...PROCRASTINATION!
*adjusts sunglasses*
Alright, so yeah. It's finally done. Sorry to keep you waiting so long.
On a different note, I just finished Ninja Gaiden for the NES (Virtual Console, to be specific). I feel like a badass. a 5'??", 138lb badass. Fear me.
YAY!
I am awaiting the posting of the chapter. I was going to go to bed, but you had to act like your profile picture and keep me up, I need my 15 hours of sleep.
Wait, post it tomorrow. Why? Because tomorrow is Tuesday!
WAIT! HOLD YOUR FIRE!!!! *armed mercs and gunships right outside your home, lower their weapons.* He's going to update! Head back to the lunar base and await further instructions. The hired army: awwwww.
Would you be insulted if I said I completely forgot who you were?
I remember your story now though so I'm excited for the update.
More updates more often!
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Forgot who...forgot...
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OMG ITS GONNA BE UPDATED!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy! I hope it's soon. I actually have time right now. Do I have any time the rest of this week? Nope.
Why should you fear an angry mob though? You are the Ninja Master.
post it nao!! pretty plox
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Cuz the mob has those damn respawning eagles with them.
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If it makes you feel better, your story is buried somewhere in a pile of 7110 updates. It's hard to keep track.
So...Gravity's Rainboom do good?
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*Pats on head*
That'll do, pre-reader, that'll do...
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~yay
But seriously, HOW DO YOU REPLY SO QUICKLY!?!
Hooray! I finally get to see the next chapter!
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Load a page, notice that I have a new notification (Well, two in this case, since it was a reply), then I just get on it!
And 'cause I is master.
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THIS PEAKS MY INTEREST!
I have been sitting here in a state of fevered delirium all day hoping for a story to update. Please tell me I'm not imagining this whole scenario
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...all right. Screw it.
I'm publishing.
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Shall it get featured? I think it shall...
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there we go. Much better.
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Eh just give it a few minutes.
High-rated, recently updated stories usually always make one of the last 3 slots.
There it is! Huzzah!
You completed Ninja Gaiden? Wow. That game made me fear birds.